Yeah, you, in plot 161. So you think you can just trample on my seed beds, seedlings and plants, put support for your elaborate structures in our garden or use it as a sidewalk to go around the edges of your garden, huh. It happened once, easy mistake. Now, I find footprints 2-3 feet into our garden and plants trampled. That’s war. Well you got another thing coming.
I may have left a polite note explaining that this was not to occur in the future ever again, but this is your official warning, you malicious, no better than a cutworm good for nothing. Do it again, and you might find crop circles in your oh so precious corn. You’re pretty proud of that teepee bean structure you’ve got the lawn chair under, too, huh? Well, it’s looking a little shaky and far be it from me to point out a good kick to the side would send it toppling over. Or perhaps there needs to be a large donation of lettuce made to the lettuce links program from your garden.
Yeah, it may be difficult for you to identify our seedbeds and seedlings, but that’s why those things are in our plot and not yours. And I’m planting my crops at intervals so I can harvest throughout the summer and into the fall. So things don’t ripen all at once. That dirt may not look like much to you, but it’s got SEEDS in it that will SPROUT and GROW into food I am going to eat. That is unless they get trampled on.
I know it’s crowded, but that’s no excuse. If you had wanted to share a walkway between gardens, then you could have left a note or asked us in person. You didn’t did you? We would have told you that no we had different plans, but it would have been the polite thing to do.
So, so take that, or I’m going to turn your little organic garden into a petrochemical oasis. Maybe I should “round-up” your precious little plants, you crane-fly larvae squelching bastard. :mad:
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
