I am currently sitting with my 18 month old watching on of the Baby Einstein videos: Baby Newton (Shapes). He also loves Baby Galileo (Discovering the Sky), Baby Van Gogh (Colors), etc.
So what are some they will never make?
So far I’ve got:
Baby Hefner (Sex)
Baby Stalin (Totalitarianism)
Baby Rasputin (Never say Die)
Baby Hitler (Race Relations)
Any others?
Baby de Sade?
I prefer:
Baby Big Brother
Baby Satre (existentialism)
Baby Malthus (poverty and starvation)
Baby Benedict Arnold (treason)
Baby Britney (parenting)
Baby Sid Vicious (music)
Baby Dahmer (cooking)
Baby Eisner (enterprenurism)*
Baby Boll (filmmaking)
Baby Popeil (informercial hosting)
Baby Limbaugh (punditry)
Baby Heene (trying to get your face in the media no matter what)
[sub]*“Baby Trump” might be a good one as well, but seeing who owns Baby Einstein, I figured this made more sense.[/sub]
Baby Happy Hooker (prostitution)
Baby of the Rings (really, what’s he gonna do, swallow The One Ring?)