Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl.
Thanks, Brad! Good job!
hehe
I find it weird how just a little over a year ago, he was married to Jennifer Aniston. Now he has three kids with another women. Those Hollywood types move fast.
oops, “woman”, not women. He doesn’t move that fast.
The name is supposedly Shiloh.
Figures. We’ll never get that extra holiday now…they’ll just combine it with Memorial Day.
Here is the story.
Anyone else humming Neil Diamond?
Yes, I am.
“Shiloh when I was young,
I used to call your name.
When no one else would come,
Your bodyguards always came,
And beat the crap out of me.”
My mind is dancing with visions of a great celebrity-child party where Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh, and Grier dance in a circle, holding hands.
Ooh, joined by Pilot Inspektor Lee, Tu Morrow, all 5 George Foremans, Kal-el Cage and Jermajesty Jackson. What a swell group!
And then they all head down to the courthouse and change their names to Ann, Mary, Susan, Kathy and Linda.
Well, it could be worse (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
In the Marshall Islands, my wife regulary did birth certificates with names like Cinderella Lace and Rocket Brain.
Completely diff cultures, though, not trying to be snarky.
I forget, which one is Grier?
Much as I couldn’t give a shit about celebrity baby-making, I can’t help but find it amusing that I met and talked to Angelina Jolie when she was pregnant, though it hadn’t been announced yet. The most talked-about fetus in tabloid history was right there!
I can totally see these celebrity kiddies getting together in 20 years and making babies of their own, and naming them crazy things like “Ann” or “James”. Imagine the media freakout!
Funny you should ask. Matter of fact, last night I was ruminating as to whether Neil should want, run from, or demand, a paternity test 
I wonder what Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa think of this later generation…
This child will be genetically superior, super-rich, and famous from moment zero.
I, for one, welcome our new super-sexy overlord.
I know it’s really, really mean, but part of me is hoping that the kid’s got webbed feet, crossed eyes, and a hunchback.
Since there were two such baby threads going, I merged the two (and kept the better of the two titles).
sings “Take the flame inside you, burn and burn below…”
Grier is Brooke Shields’ second daughter.