Babysitter opens fire on children

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Rotten kids!

Babysitter opens fire on children

2

See? This is why you shouldn’t mix alcohol and firearms. It makes you miss!

(Do we really have people whose sense of humor is so impared that they don’t realize that was a joke? If we do, I categorically say: Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke.)

3

He was just trying to teach them to dance!

4

West Ocean City is about ten miles south of where I grew up. For those who aren’t local, it’s a delightful :dubious: place where an overpriced resort town bumps up against swamps and farmland full of farmers and watermen. The locals are that same charming :wink: mix of rural and small-town half-wealthy that makes writing crime novels in south Florida so easy. Just because we don’t have as many doesn’t mean ours aren’t just as loony!

5

Jeezus Tapdancin’ Christ! I wanna put this guy at the business end of my 5.56mm! :mad: :mad: Screw that. Let me beat the shit out of him with my rifle, and then shoot him.

Who the fuck shoots children in such a manner?!? :mad:

Tripler
I’m glad the little one wasn’t so seriously injured. Good God.

6

Yeah! Everyone knows the Weaver stance is most effective when aiming at small targets while inebreated.

:: d&r ::

7

F*ck that! I see your tongue-in-cheek joke and raise you a firing squad.

Good f*ckin LORD! There are better ways to treat children than by shooting them!

Tripler
I rest my case.

8

“Good f*ckin LORD! There are better ways to treat children than by shooting them!”

That’s what’s wrong with the world today, the pussy assed, lefty, pinko commie, child coddling, anti disciplinarian cry babies. If we aren’t allowed to shoot kids, how are they ever going to grow up to become productive members of society?

9

I decry the loss of the traditional warning shot. What ever happened to common courtesy?

10

Note to self:
Cross Britt William Henke Jr off list of potential babysitters.

11

Holy cats, I was there (Ocean City) the day before that! And by the end of my family vacation, I was tempted to shoot my three kids…

12

[Official Position]
Shooting anywhere near unsuspecting kids is bad. I say ‘unsuspecting’ because my Pop took me plinking as a kid, and I had a great time. However, children should not be in the habit of recieving unwelcome fire.
[/OP]

[Tongue-in-Cheek Position]
. . . because when adults start shooting at kids, that detracts from the rest of us adults. It gives us a bad name! I mean, when I brandish say, my Charles Daly .40SW or even my AR-15 with barrel mount light and Beta magazine (110 rds), people usually say, “Holy Cow! That guy’s ticked off and he means business! We’d best stay out of his way and let him get to work!”

But now, after this, people say, “OHMYGOD! CRAZY MAN! CALL 9-1-1!! AAAAH!”

Please people. Choose your targets appropriately. You’re not just shooting people. You’re shooting down positive images.
[/TICP]

Tripler
I’m a responsible gun owner.

13

Hell yeah. Candy is a much better treat, for example.

14

It’s easy, you just don’t lead them as much.

15

Ain’t war hell?

16

So, in what manner would you have them shot?
:eek: (runs away, in serpentine crouch)

17

Jeez, another parental cliche come true. What’s next, “Kid Bugs Out Eyes; They Stay That Way”