Back on topic of the Itty Bitties.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Let this, the second meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, comence ::pounds gavel thrice::

Recently on the radio, I heard this advertisement for one of the local Gentle Men’s Clubs (i.e. “Strip Joint”). Apparently, every Thursday night, they host an “Best Itty Bitty Titty Contest.” The ad made me happy and upset at the same time.

Happy, because if anyone else happens to recall the previous thread, I LOVE SMALL BREASTS!!! To have an entire event (shit, an entire day of the week) dedicated to women with small busts is an absolutely WONDERFUL idea. It’s great, and if it weren’t for the fact that I’m too humble/embarrassed to go to strip clubs, I’d be there every Thursday night if possible.

Upset because of the grand prize for the girl with the best small breasts: A FREE BOOBJOB?!?!?!:confused: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Here they are, having a day where they say “If you’ve got small breasts, it’s okay, we love you just the same.” And when it’s over, they pick a winner and say “You’re breasts, though small, are the best breasts out there. They’re absolutely perfect. So, here, let’s FUCK EM UP, make em look all nasty and scared up and stupid for you, because you know, that’s what men really want.”

FIE on you, stupid strip club, to turn such a wonderful thing into such a stupid ploy. Don’t be fooled ladies, men love your small breasts. They are perfect just the way they are, and you should celebrate them everyday! Anyone who tells you they need to be big and rubbery and look like basketballs strapped to your torso is a fucking prick and deserves a right swift kick to the nuts.

To all you small breasted women out there, your breasts are beautiful. Celebrate your breasts, love your breasts, and don’t ever feel you need to change them, because they are a part of you and YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!

ALL HAIL THE ITTY BITTIES!!!

the floor is now open for comments.

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Why thank you, Elvis. :smiley:

Could she just have opted for a cash prize instead?

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mmmmm pretty itty bitty titties

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I just tell my wife that more than a mouthful is a waste. She would like to be bigger (hey, so would I!!) but I am happy with what she has.

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Tiny is awesome.

Boobjobs generally stink.

That will be all.

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<hijack>
Women with Huge Breasts! Since you are being made to feel like a group to be shunned, you may need to have your trashed self-images bolstered. :smiley:

Please leave a message on my machine, and I’ll get back to you.

So many basketballs, so little time. :cool:
</hijack>

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May I insert a “Hallelujah! Preach it, Brother Elvis” here? Thank you.

Hallelujah! Preach it, Brother Elvis!

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I can’t help it if they are huge all by themselves. They are 100% authentic as issued.

I don’t think there is a surgeon around foolhardy enough to attempt recreating these massive mammaries on the unsuspecting itty bitty tittied sisters out there.

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Mermaid, don’t get me wrong, large breasts are great as well, and I by no means mean to upset any of the more “blessed” out there. If you’ve got large, natural ones, that’s absolutely FAN-tastic.

But this post is to say to all the women out there with small breasts who wish they were bigger because “Guy’s like em big,” that that is a HUGE misconception.

Guys like breasts. It’s what we do. If you’ve got small ones, BE HAPPY!!! Small ones are just as wonderful as large ones, and you should be happy with what you’ve got, because small breasts are gorgeous, and men love em! So don’t try to change them because “Guys like em,” because we like em small as well. And it shouldn’t matter how we like em anyways, because they’re your breasts, and you should love em. SO LOVE EM!!! And don’t worry if they’re small, because good things come in small packages (trite, yes, but a lot of guys out there would agree, no?).

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Thank you for that coda, El Elvis Rojo. I was beginning to think that my bounty was unappreciated. :wink:

My closest girlfriend (a small-framed, Eurasian woman) is always bitching about having small breasts, but she looks good. If her breasts were much bigger, she’d look odd.

I look good (I hope) with big breasts 'cause I’m a big-framed woman, but I sometimes wish I could afford to forego a bra in public, like some of my itty bitty tittied sisters.

As they say, the grass is always greener inside some other woman’s bra. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hmmmm, New Joe Walsh song…

I like small tits/
He likes small tits/
She has little tits/

Her tits are always perky/
both the left and the right/
…

[sub]Alas, Am not genius enough to rewrite the whole of big balls.[/sub]

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I remember Judy, with her “a” cup bra still in her dresser drawer, and her sunny side up eggs print on the front of her slightly too small, very old cotton tee shirt.

I remember it fairly often, in fact.

What a treat she was.

Tris

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TANBB - There Are No Bad Breasts

(Well, except for Meat Loaf’s. Those are just wrong.)

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Well, El Elvis Rojo, there has been the odd time that I wish mine were bigger, but I personally think I’d look very strange if they were too much bigger. So thanks from yet another small-breasted woman.

If your breasts are naturally large, that’s one thing; however, if you have implants and such (hello, Pamela Anderson and others), then it just looks artificial and unnatural.

Did I just write that last paragraph? I think it’s time to go to bed…

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That’s AC/DC, not Joe Walsh. We now return you to the itty-bitty-titty thread, already in progress.

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There are no such things as fake breasts. If I can touch them, they are real. :smiley:

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Another fan of booblets checking in. The perfect size would fit in a champagne glass. (The wide kind of champagne glass. Not the long, narrow kind.)

Large breasts are just fine. Phony breasts that don’t lay down when the woman does are just weird.

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mmmmmmm booblets

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You know, usually I frown on flirty board behaviour. But I’m making a small exception under the 2002 Hypocrisy Act clause 36b.

36B, happy little breasts in a spaghetti strap tank top. Go on, say “mmmmm”, or whatever it is that you chaps say.

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Of course I’m reminded of David Wilcox’s song Boob Job (scroll down to find it on “East Ashville Hardware”)

Part of the lyrics are presented here: