Actual ad from daytonclassified.com in Dayton, Ohio:
(snip)
OMG. What, when the actual whore can’t fulfill her duties?
Or is this a twist on “All your base”?
heh.
I’m guessing it’s a typo and should be “Back Up Where We Belong”.
Still, in it’s present state it’s pretty funny. Maybe you should send it to Leno.
Ranger:
I thought about that (sending it to Leno), but I just figured I would share it now. It reminded me of Norm McDonald’s “new worst job in America” - Assistant Crack Whore.
I’m kind of ashamed to admit this, but what the hell…
Actually, this post is sort of a “coming out”. During those lost years of college when I wasn’t sure what I was going to major in, I was a Back-up Whore. I mean…
sure, the money’s not as good, but…
I was just trying to get enough experience to get my journeywhore status.
Dude… you need to send that into Headlines on Jay Leno. He loves crap like that. (Monday’s are one of the two days I watch Jay over Letterman… and Headlines is the reason.)
No, no, no. It’s an old Joe Cocker, Jennifer Warnes song.
Back Up Whore We Belong, where the eagles cry
On a mountain high
Back Up Whore We Belong, far from the world
We know, up where the clear wind blow…