I like personal attention, and sometimes I’ll write a post like this one, just so people pay me some. It feels good, what can I say? Yay, me!
Also, I’ll have sex with people if they pay me enough. Let the negotiations begin!
But even with these two sterling qualifications, I’ve never been called a whore. I just don’t think that’s right.
You’re a whore.
Feel better now?
So, Jayn_Newell, how’s the weather up there in Halifax? Are you getting some of this lovely heat wave?
Ahem… Please, allow me… tick - tick - tick - tick
Could you arrange to meet with the chairman of my political action committe, senator? We’re currently discussing financial backing for candidates and we’d like to discuss your position on certain matters.
What’s the going rate (you slut)? And do you mind putting on this nice little wombat costume while I slip into something more comfortable?
As I pointed out in the other thread, there’s not a single poster on this board who doesn’t want anybody to read their stuff. We’re all putting it out there for all to see and comment on.
I’ve met you. I will not call you a whore.
[Clint Eastwood Voice]
Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.[/CEV]
They’re pudgy little so-in-sos.
[Hands pseudotriton ruber ruber five bucks]
Now you’re a cheap whore.
Go clean my bathroom you whore!!
DO IT!!
DO IT NOW, DAMN YOU!!
A blowjob’s one thing, but 5 bucks to clean a bathroom?
I don’t think so.
Paint my house.
Hey there sweet baby
you’re an attention whore
can’t get enough my attention
then shake it some more
do that thing you do
with the quirky jerk
and the funky shake
it’s all true
dance, dance, dance my little whore
all eyes are on you
[Eric Cartman]
Weeeeeeell…PPR is a big fat whore
He’s the bigest whore in the whole wide world
He’s a big fat whore if there ever was a whore
He’s a whore to all the boys and girls
[/Eric Cartman]
If have emailed a request to the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature to have your name officially changed to pseudotriton slattern slattern. You deserve it!
(Digging through the couch looking for change)
You should ask for 20.
Hey! He said he’d do it for money. Which makes him a whore indeed, but us more honorable sluts do it for free. Don’t besmirch our good name! 
$2.86 USD. Is that enough to become your sugar momma?
If it wasn’t for the heat wave there’d be something to say about a whore covered in hoar. But I’m to hot to think right now.