Spare me your fucking drama!! - (My First BBQ Pit Thread)

The BBQ Pit
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The scene:

I meet a girl that I am moderately attracted to. She’s nice - a little clingy - but overall, a nice girl. I told her upfront that I was not interested in dating anyone seriously right now; that I was dating around and sort of getting to know a few girls. (No, I wasn’t sleeping with them - but yes, I did mess around with some of them.)

Now, before you get up at arms about dating more than one person at a time, let me say this: I told anyone I dated that I was not exclusive and was seeing more than one person. I wanted each to know the situation before they entered it and that gave them each the opportunity to make an informed decision knowing what might affect them. I figured that at least this much was fair and deserved and I would want to know, as well. I just was not at a point where I wanted to get serious about anyone.

So this chick - we’ll call her Andrea - I hung out with Andrea and we messed around a little (did I mention I love boobs?). I’m thinking that everything is going well. Then one evening, after about a week or two of seeing each other every so often, we’re at her place and she pushes me back against the couch and whispers/hisses at me that she wants to be my personal whore. YIKES, I’m thinking…this girl is coming on strong. Well, we mess around some more and she tells me that she wants me to date her and her alone. (Apparently, the bid to be my personal whore was supposed to make me see the light…). I told her that I didn’t want that. She accepted it. So I thought. She pretended like she wasn’t bothered.

THEN…she started to act very, very odd. All of this I understand - being turned down, etc, is hard. But this was the clencher. She started e-mailing me things like, “If you don’t want to be my friend anymore, I understand. I don’t want to hold anyone back from finding true happiness.” Geeze, I sort of wanted to say, “What makes you think you even have the capability to hold me back?? Don’t flatter yourself, sweetheart!” I reassured her that I was still her friend and made a point to see how she was doing. Again, she started the fatalistic crap, “You don’t have to care about me…I can do okay on my own…I’ve always been on my own; I’m used to it…nevermind little ol’ me…”

** Are you fucking kidding me?

Who feels that fucking sorry for themselves? **I think this sort of crap is 1) manipulative (I’m sorry, but I’m not going to chase after you to convince you that I want to be your friend), **2) pathetic ** (do you hear yourself begging like a wounded animal??), **3) immature **(grow up - this is the kind of crap high school kids pull) and **4) completely dramatic ** (do you still threaten to fling yourself off a bridge if you don’t get your way??).

This kind of crap drives me UP A FUCKING WALL!! I’m sorry but I can tell when someone is telling me shit because they want to impress the world with the amount of grief they’ve (supposedly) experienced - but I think bragging about your personal tragedies is a quick way to make me think you are needy for attention and that’s a damn quick way to make me find you immature and pathetic.

Grow the fuck up, be responsible for your life, quit blaming others for your personal dysfunction and MOVE ON.

Tibs.

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It’s really mind-boggling how many people exist on the planet who act like this.

Preach on, brother. If I never meet another whiny, self-absorbed, “Everything anyone does or says must relate to ME ME ME because I am the center of everyone’s universe and I’m that important” - type person, it will be about ten years too soon.

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Wow, so you mean the ‘I want to be your personal whore’ line didn’t do the trick for ya?

If someone said that while on top of me it’d activate my ‘fight-or-flight’ reflex within seconds.

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Doesn’t all this add up to “stalker”? Wouldn’t be surprised, Tiburon. Be careful.

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Tiburon - excellent rant, and a very healthy attitude towards her manipulative and pathetic shit. Avoid her from now on.

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Dammit straight to hell!

I want a personal whore!

Why doesn’t anyone ever want to be my personal whore?!

Well, come to think of it, I’d probably react much the same way you did. It’d freak me right the fuck out. You should be very, very careful. This has all the earmarks of something that could get really weird and oppressive, really fast.

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I appreciate your comments.

The personal whore now understands that I can not put up with this stuff. One of my close friends is her boss (he’s a CPA and she’s his secretary). I think that’s enough for her not to be completely nuts.

I truly don’t think she is psychotic - she’s just terribly immature and dramatic.

I gotta admit…it’s sort of strangely arousing to know someone wants to be your personal whore - but that’s the kind of stuff I want a serious girlfriend to say to me in our crazy bedroom antics. :slight_smile:

Do you all know people like this, though? Who say just the most off the wall stuff?

Tibs.

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Tibs, sounds like this woman’s definitely got some self-esteem issues. The part about being your ‘personal whore’ - in the context of a relationship, I’d LOVE to hear something like that myself, but from someone who’ve you’ve been very clear and up-front with about how you don’t want a relationship? Big HUGE red flag. Keep your distance from this one.

I think we’ve all met people like this – it feels heartless at the time, but when they pull the bleeding-heart martyr stuff, just keep walking.

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Yes, I have one in my life too. A GOOD friend who sometimes crosses the line. She adores her husband, and yet goes out to the local watering hole with the girls once every few weeks, just to flirt and hang out. She’s made a few comments along the way that have made me uncomfortable, and I’ve set her ass straight immediatly. Doesn’t mean I don’t love her family or her, just means she says stuff that’s too personal. Such is life, she’s obviously a blazing blob of insecurity. She just needs to be reminded that I’ve met the love of my life, and she isn’t it. :slight_smile:

Cartooniverse

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Oh Krunk…you KNOW I want to be your personal whore.
OP: It sounds like this woman probably read some book akin to “The Rules”, or someone dropped that little nugget about men liking women to be the aggressor and she thought you’d be so shocked at her open sexuality that you’d drop everything to take her on as your OPW.

And by the way. Thank you… now I’ll be singing 'your own, personal…whorrrreee." to the tune of Personal Jesus…all damn day.

jarbaby

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Awww, jarbaby, to have someone of your statuesque good looks, blazing intellect and impeccable good taste to offer to be my personal whore, I have one simple response:

WHERE DO I SIGN UP???

(Hell, I’d be willing to pay good money for that… Dollar dollar bills y’all…)

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Hi, ** Jarbabyj! **

I has to admit that I did find is a little arousing - and I do, typically, like to be in control. It was sort of cool to have someone be that open.

But I’m a woman. :slight_smile: Maybe I’ve got a manly air? Okay, I think Thinksnow, UncleBill, DynoSaur and WeirdDave would agree that I’m a man crammed into a woman’s body. Oh well.

Oh God, and if you go to the People Pages and think I look like a dude, don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!

Tibs.

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<slight hijack>

jarbaby, with your permission, I think I may have a new sig.

</slight hijack>

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TIB! Of course you’re a woman! Why did I say that? Why did I do that? What’s wrong with me?

Honest to Germany, I KNEW you were a woman…I DID! I was so flustered by the prospect of becoming Krunk’s whore that my sexes were reversed.

I apologize, I apologize,[Chris Farley] I’m such a freaking idiot.[/Chris Farley]

jarbaby

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Yay! i’m famous.

and a whore!

jarbaby

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I’m not opposed to having a personal whore.

Crap, but Jarbabyj, you’re probably opposed to being a woman’s personal whore, huh?

Oh wait, in the spirit of my OP, let me put it this way:

"Okay, fine, don’t be my personal whore. Don’t worry about me. No one ever wants to just let me screw their brains out. Who cares about Tibs…No one!"

Gimme a fookin’ break, eh? :slight_smile:

Tibs.

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I gotta admit that the thought of a decent-looking girl hitting on Tibs is about the best mental image I’ve had all day. Doesn’t change the fact that this is WAY too much drama. Tibs, drop this chick like a toilet seat.

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Tib, anyone who knows me knows that my worth ethic towards ‘personal whoring’ is to put forth my best effort for my superior, their sex notwithstanding. If you decide to hire me as your own personal whore…I assure you that your organization will benefit as a result of it.

jarbaby

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Tibs, your description of “Andrea” reminds me of my ex-girlfriend (“Psycho Girl”), which is why I feel I must warn you to watch out! After I broke up with her, Psycho Girl took to leaving me only semi-coherent and vaguely threatening letters (this was the subject of one of my only Pit threads), tampering with my campus mail (she works for the school post office), and even attempted to bring a meritless Honor Code violation charge against me. People as immature and manipulative as Andrea and Psycho Girl are often willing to resort to immature and manipulative tactics to get back at people they feel have wronged them. So be careful!

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Tiburon:

Decidedly UNLIKE a dude, I’m happy to report. Do you play both sides of the street? If so, please allow me to submit my application to be your male personal whore.

In fact, just allow me to submit, period.