Fun with Girls part 6 billion

The BBQ Pit
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Ok. So my other girlfriend, who for all intents and purposes is NOT psychotic or antisocial, comes home to Chitown from Ohio this weekend and shows me her whopper engagement ring!

Huzzah! It’s beautiful, I’m excited, I’m going to be in the wedding. And most importantly, I’m happy to see she’s settling down to some degree. She’s marrying a great guy here in Chicago, we love him to death, he’s a sweetie, he adores her…it’s great.

What’s that whistling sound?

Oh, the bomb.

GirlFriend Who Is Engaged To Be Married: I had a wild weekend in Ohio

Jar: Yeah? What happened?

Friend: Well, you know my friend C (a girl).

Jar: Yeah.

Friend: We were out drinking and decided just to be goofy and go in the backseat of her car and makeout. You know? Like girls do.

Jar: Well. OK. I don’t really know, but go on.

Friend: Anyway, we were feeling each other up, maybe doing a little fingering or whatever and a cop came and busted it up. It was a riot.

Jar: So. You were basically in the throes of foreplay with a woman who is not your fiance.

Friend: Come on. Girls do that all the time.

Jar: Hm. Lesbian girls, bi girls, girls who aren’t wearing engagement rings I presume.

Friend: Sex with women isn’t cheating.

Jar: Oh!

So that’s good news for all of us, men, women, married, single, straight, gay…SEX WITH WOMEN ISN’T CHEATING.

Let me say that I don’t care if this chick is lesbian, and in fact, I presume she is, since she’s always begging me to show her my tits, always asking me to make out with her, always asking ME to take her to lesbian bars in Chicago. For my birthday she offered to ‘make out’ with me as a gift.

Thanks. I’ll just have the Virgin Megastore Gift Certificate.

The point is: she’s going to end up breaking her great fiance’s heart. He loves her to death, and when we ask him about her ‘girls gone wild’ exploits, he says,

“Well, she tells me that it doesn’t count…so. I guess it good that she’s open minded…”

OPEN MINDED? OPEN MINDED? YIKES!

am I being prudish here?

jarbaby

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My wife and I have an agreement – she can do anything she wants with another girl, as long as I get to watch. Guys are right out.

The fact that she has absolutely no interest in a lesbian encounter probably augurs ill for my viewing of any hot girl-girl action, though.

Seriously, cheating is cheating, regardless of who it’s with. Your male friend either has a mind as open as the sky in Montana, or he’s gonna get burned big-time. My opinion, of course.

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That shit’s hot.

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Geez, jarbaby, where do you find these people?

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I don’t think you’re being prudish-- sounds more like it’s the “cheating” part of it you have a problem with, not the sex part.

I guess it depends on how they feel about it… if the Great Fiance is ok with having an open relationship in which she gets involved with other women from time to time, fine and dandy (But I wonder, would it go both ways? Would she mind if he was doing this with guys, if she thinks same-sex involvement isn’t cheating?). If he’s just pretending to be ok with it so as not to lose her, there will be problems down the road. I know couples like that. If someone is saying, “Oh, it’s ok,” and they don’t really mean it, the resentment and hurt just festers and festers.

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jarbaby

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Yikes! I spose if her spouse to be doesn’t mind, then you really have nothing to worry about either.

I dunno though - when I had my bi boyfriend, I ended it because I considered him getting it on with men cheating.

I guess whatever floats yer boat.

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More to the point, where can I find these people? :slight_smile:

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A lot depends on the fiance’s attitude. If he’s genuinely cool with her lesbian moments, then it’s not cheating, and it’s no problem.

If he knows she’s playing around with women, and is going along because he doesn’t want to rock the boat, but inside, it’s really bugging him, then it’s not cheating. But it’ll be a long-term problem for them.

If he thinks her days of girl-on-girl action are in the past, and they’re not, then it’s cheating.

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I knew it, I knew it! It’s about time confirmation is had.

Girls also like to try on slinky lingerie when they’re together. The truth cannot be hidden anymore!

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I think what angers me is that I KNOW it bothers her fiance. But he’s very mild mannered so if she says “It’s fine”, it’s like jedi mind trick and he just says “It’s fine…move along”, right back.

And it’s not the ‘open minded attitude’ that I mind. It’s the interesting thought that same sex rendezvous ‘don’t count’.

jarbaby

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I actually have some friends, Justin and Amanda, with this attitude and arrangement in their marriage and it started years ago when they were dating. I thought it was kinda odd when I first heard it, but ::shrug:: as it turns out it’s just more for me.

Have you really questioned your friend about this beyond the initial inquiry? Deep down he may really be alright with it. I never would have thought Justin would have agreed to his arrangement with Amanda, so I can understand how it’s unbelievable. But it does happen.

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And half naked sweaty pillow fights with ripe bosoms swaying and bounci…

I have to go now.

But I’m glad to here that it’s all true.

P.S. If I cannot meet these people, can I at least get some photos?

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Whoo, hoo!! Why didn’t I get that memo???

I’m always the last to know :frowning:

Anyhoo, if it’s OK between them, then there’s not much to do about it. I can’t get over her “You know, like girls do?” attitude. Has she been watching too much porn?
Those girls always end up in naked pillow fights and shoving dildos God knows where.
(so I’ve heard)

Zette

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YES!!! WHHHHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Astroboy does his happy dance

Will someone please inform Astrogirl? It’ll sound self-serving if I tell her…:wink:

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Cheating is what is defined as cheating. If my wife had sex with another woman it would not be cheating, as we discussed this and I told her I didn’t have a problem with it. However, in a past relationship I felt a great deal of jealousy when the girl I was interested in fooled around with another girl. It all depends on what is agreed upon ahead of time. If I had sex with Julianna Margolies or Janeane Garofalo, it would not be cheating as my wife told me I should if I ever get a chance. Any other woman - cheating.

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I guess she figure you would be getting your punishment at the same time. :smiley:

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Hey now, I find Ms. Garofalo quite sexy. Ms. Margolies - less so, but doable. It’s my wife who has the hots for her (I forgot to mention that in the case of me getting a chance with her I’m not supposed to shower before coming home).

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You might want to take it up with the ladies who was getting punished in this fantasy. :slight_smile:

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I was wondering if that was what you were saying to begin with; you kinda hinted in that direction earlier.

The ‘same sex doesn’t count’ thing doesn’t bother me; as has already been said, what ‘counts’ and what doesn’t is up to each couple.

The problem is that she’s not being honest with herself about the effect of her fun on their relationship - and she’s apparently got him sufficiently snowed that he’s not gonna stick up for himself. But whether he will or won’t now, it will be a major problem for them sooner or later.

I mean, they’re engaged - and this isn’t a terribly honest foundation for a marriage: she wants to keep on getting it on with babes, he doesn’t really want her to, and she’s making sure the message never has a chance to get to her, so she can have both him and her female flings.

I’d say that if there’s a natural opportunity to slip in a word about how you perceive his feelings, go for it.