:: stifled laughter ::
Fiver…submitting…
:: covering mouth to avoid getting in trouble, running off to be a whore ::
jarbaby
Okay, I’ve got another question - has anyone here ever done this sort of thing? I think I may have been emotionally charged and dramatic when I was in my early teen years, to be honest. I’m just surprised to see it from someone 29.
Fiver, thanks for the personal whore offer. Now I can say I’ve had the offer from a man and a woman! This kid only plays on one side of the street, though. Our side looks better, it’s cleaner, it smells better and there’s less hair.
Tibs.
Over there:
Less hair?
Au contraire!
jarbabyj: Quiet, you!
who are you? Mr. Peabody? 
Tibs: after my trip to the women’s locker room at my gym yesterday I must say your claim that we smell better is up for grabs…baaaddddd kitty.
jarbaby
All the time–it’s the way I traditionally greet strangers.
I would like to place an order for my very own personal whore. Enclosed you will find a moneyorder and the coupon I clipped from The Straight Dope Magazine.
A man whore, please. Hair is not an issue.
Are you looking for someone who will whore for men, or a male prostitute? These things are important (good call on the hair, BTW).
Jesus, reminds me of this guy I used to hang out with. We weren’t going out, but he kept saying things like, “Oh, you’re so wonderful, I’m such a loser, blah blah blah…”
Let me BREATHE, goddammit!
Anyhoo, I like being on my own. People like ANDREA are the reasons I like being on my own. Jesus.
My own very very personal manwhore, just for me, not to earn money for me. Pushing me back against the couch and whispering a plus.
Did someone say manwhore? Light bondage and muscle massages a specialty? I respectfully offer my services, and am available for a trial demonstration at no charge. Will bring own supplies.
Plus, I cook. 
:: throwing blanket over Krunk and leading him away ::
you just stay away from all these mean, insensitive girls. I’ll take care of you…
:: beating off posters with a stick :: GET AWAY…He’s MINE!
jarbaby
My first girlfriend decided that she wasn’t being a very good girlfriend, because she was wasn’t totally committed to the relationship (we’d been going out for a month), and that wasn’t fair because I’d end up being hurt, so she broke off our relationship and started dating my best friend. Yeah. Like that didn’t hurt. Thanks for caring, Liz. You too, Brad.
Yes, dear.
(Best offer I’ve had all day…)
Dude, didn’t you read Cyn’s original post? You’re going to have to talk to her too! 
Talking, talking, talking… that’s that thing you do with your mouth, and the sounds come out, right? Damn… gonna have to work on that… this is gonna take a little time…
Jarbaby, c’mere while I figure this talking thing out…