I think I deserve to be called a whore

Puta.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled whore-fest for a special announcement:

[Enter the Flagon stage left, steps timidly up to the mike]

“Uh, excuse me, but I’d just like to point out that you all are just a bunch of hilarious motherfuckers.”

[Exit stage left]
We now return you to your regularly scheduled whore-fest.