Utterly hysterical…(links to youtube video and includes images of wearable bacon!):
I love it.
Damn it, just for a second I had a slim hope that the OP was serious.
I love it too, especially the end sequence of images with Kevin Bacon, the bacon lampshade (my wouldn’t that smell nice with a 100w bulb!) and Sir Francis Bacon thrown in there.
But bacon is good for you TWDuke! You can’t go through life depriving yourself of some of its dearest and least expensive pleasures! Unless you are committed to vegetarianism or opposed to the consumption of pork on religious grounds, why not allow bacon and eggs or a good BLT into your life as health permits? It’s really not going to ruin your life to indulge from time to time. Maybe even every day if your colesterol level is within reason.
Have you tried the chocolate covered bacon? Highly recommended, but expensive.
This is more along the lines of the reception the Bacon God should receive. I’m ashamed that our fellow Dopers that supplant bacon for God don’t feel the same way…SHAME ON YOU! Bacon! Bacon! Suits made of bacon!
Fuckers…