Ewwwwww!!! :: imagine nose-holding smilie here ::
I feel so sorry for the poor guy. I can’t imagine what their sex life is like. :eek:
Chicken is finger food unless cut into little pieces and served in something else (salad, taco etc.)
VP who likes to finger it before he eats it.
I once saw someone try to eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. It may not be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, but it makes the Top 5.
I prefer my Cheetos soaked in Mountain Dew after ingestion, not before.
Probably depends where you are.
Fried chicken at home, or at a diner, or a picnic?.. Total finger food!
Buffalo wings?.. Total finger food!
Coq-au-vin in a fancy, French restaurant?.. Fork.
Coq-au-vin in a fancy, French restaurant where the Maitre D’ is a prick?..Total finger food!
No, you had it right the first time.
Cheetos. BLECH.
We were once tourists in Paris, and we were seriously jonesing for some burgers. We went to Planet Hollywood (ick), and saw a French gentleman at the next table attempting to negotiate some American BBQ ribs. First he tried to knife and fork the ribs, and got very little meat that way. Then he tried to pick up a rib on a fork and nibble on it that way. The rib kept dropping off the fork. He finally gave up in disgust, probably thinking yet again that we Americans are crazy. I don’t know that it ever occurred to him that one eats ribs with both hands!
Damn, now I want some bacon. Mmmmmm, baconnnn…
Wouldn’t this disqualify EVERYTHING as finger food? If she’s not wiping or washing her hands after eating what she considers finger food, she’s going to be leaving smudgy, crumby fingerprints everywhere. Far messier than the guy who uses his napkin.
UK bacon is similar to bacon here but tends to be a little bit more like gammon- thicker cut, and not quite as crumbly.
um, I used to do this, until I was in my 20s or so. Using a little shrimp or pickle fork. Or, if I was going for quantity, with a sammich baggie over my hand.
I REALLY REALLY hated cheezie skank on my fingers…
I wondered what happened to my ex-wife.
Hey, I’ve actually done this! What better way to eat Cheetos when you’re on line and don’t want to leave bright yellow marks all over your mouse and keyboard?
Bacon should be wrapped in other foods to prevent these embarassing situations.
Try wrapping it in bacon. This seems to work rather well.
Actually, I’ve eaten chee-tos with a toothpick to avoid those orange stains on my books. Never thought of using chopsticks. :smack:
You people with your Cheetos have no class, geez.
The proper way to eat Cheetos is to tilt the bag up over your head and dump them directly into your mouth.
The One True Way to eat bacon is with your fingers, and HP Sauce. Preferably HP Bold.
And I suppose those are Atkins-approved Cheetos and Mountain Dew, huh, Bob? 
:::kick in the butt::: Get to the gym now!
(Who loves ya, baby?)
What?!?!
Raw bacon is absolutely awesome.You know not of what you speak. 
But not nearly as awesome as salmonella. Can’t get enough of THAT stuff.
Seriously, is it safe to eat raw bacon? I’ve always wanted to try…
A little science:
Even free of trichina, raw pork is not always safe to eat raw; it contains other hazards. The infectious hazards include Salmonella, Campylobacter, Listeria monocytogenes and Yersinia enterocolitica.