Ok. After dialysis I needed to get eggs for the grandwrekks.
As figured, they would be scarce because if sales on them.
We rarely buy eggs cause of my chickens and Son-of-a-wreks birds.
All I could find were Egg lands Best
You know they are tattooed. EB.
In an amazingly fast, one of, quip when the kids ask about it, I said:
“It means the Easter Bunny inspected them, personally”
Dang, I’m hilarious.
Inspired as well.
That’s eggscellent!
You are. Among your under-appreciated superpowers is an inspired ability to tell stories, and an inspired ability to name your animals. Jojo was perfect for the adopted stray cat, Bayliss for the adopted stray dog, and Clarence for the possum. I know there are other members of your menagerie including two vicious Siamese, but my memory is failing me again!
As Foghorn Leghorn would say, “That’s a yolk!”
The Grandwreks must love you to bits.
They seem to. I tell them all the time I’m the best thing that ever happened to them.
I get roll eyes from the Mom things.
Hey! I’m the ad lib queen.
But only in Ohio.
Don’t be too funny.
heh at Walmart the 60 egg box we get every month or so has been holding steady at about 7.50 or so we bought two for easter
aunt realized we’ll need some for cooking after easter and found out Today that same box is 12.50
a bit of incredulous swearing was had
If you really want to mystify the little ones, tell them the EB on the eggs comes out of the bird that way.
Actually, Easter eggs come from the Easter Bunny. I’m not sure how they are produced. I don’t think I really want to know.
I look forward each year to the Cadbury commercials for the tryouts for the Easter Bunny. So, rest assured, said bunny has lots of help.
~VOW
Well, they know eggs come outta chicken butts(don’t tell me the egg vent isn’t a butt hole, it’s close enough)
Explaining the rabbit thing the parents can do, age appropriate, of course.
They just want chocolate bunnies anyway.
Hollow chocolate bunnies.
Some of us have bad teeth.
Ahh…now I know what to get to add to Easter baskets…tooth brushes! Thx.
They’ll know it’s from Nana
There are zillions of flavored, fluoridated toothpastes for kids, too. Maybe they’ll brush more if they don’t have to use the grownup “frisky-mint” crap.
~VOW
Non flouridated is probably better.
I always wondered why if you ingested any, you should call poison control.
I love toothpaste flavors.
Nope…we have well water…Fluoride is mandatory.
… and also for dogs. Though I imagine not with the same flavours!
Yes. Do not brush your teeth with dog toothpaste. Pork breath is offensive.
Bayliss likes people toothpaste. I do buy him the no fluoride type. He has sparkly white choppers.
I tried to salvage the Chihuahuas teeth but it was a lost war before I started. Most are pulled or lost at this point.
Back to the subject, the eggs are boiled and cooling. The EB tattoo has mostly faded.
All kids are over stimulated and causing a ruckus.