What great news! I’m sure everyone’s glad to have you home whether they act like it or not!
Back to no cell service, Granny?
so glad to hear this, Beck!
I’m glad you’re back home. Your healing will improve exponentially, now.
Did you get the you-know-what in the jar of moonshine out of hiding yet?
~VOW
Not yet. We’re having a family dinner tonight. The unveiling will occur at that time.
It looks good. Kinda purple-y and vein-y. There will be gags and wretching. 
(I just threw up a little in my mouth)
You’re evil
I like that!
I want all the deets!
~VOW
In case some of you don’t know what we’re talking about. Before I went to the hospital I got a small veal kidney and put it in a jar of moonshine and 2 drops of red food coloring. The veal kidney was nearly white. It creeped me out to touch it, gah?!?@ :eek:
The red coloring worked perfectly. It made it turn dark red and purple. But the whitish veins are prominent. And, there’s this one big artery that’s hanging askew. Ewwwww!
I’m gonna have it sitting on the island in the kitchen.
There will be running and screaming…
(Damn board won’t accept a post with all caps. This is the obligatory use of lower case.)
~VOW
Does the jar have a sticker on it that says “Pancho”? 
Or, maybe something like this one.
THERE IS A WAY. QUOTE MY POST TO SEE HOW OR HIGHLIGHT THE SPACE IN MY POST BELOW.
Well, technically not all caps. You have to camouflage at least one lower case letter in a white color tag.
I have drawn a skull and crossbones on a black label and stuck it on the lid.
The grandwreks noticed it first.
I’m waiting on an adult to pay attention to one of the kids. I’m sitting in my seat trying not to giggle. The family is just finishing eating.
:eek:
Stay tuned…
No! Don’t leave us hanging like tha…
~VOW
Yay! Becks is back!
And she’s doing evil.
Ouch. Becks isn’t the only person doing evil.