Driving to town my knees were boiling.
You see, I have on capris and the sun was glaring down on my ultra-white over wintered knees.
I was growing skin cancers every minute. I made Ivy go in the Pit-stop and grab me a small thingy of sunscreen.
I opened it. Threw the top in my bag.
Uh oh!
There’s a little thing on the top of the tube. I looked closely. It’s a cute little flower.
Umm. It won’t break. It won’t turn. It doesn’t flip.
I’m fixing to try my teeth. Ivy says “nooooooo!”
She throws my hoodie over my knees, “See? Fixed it.”
She’s such a smart ass, sometimes.
So I took a picture of the little flower. Sent it to a genius I know.
“Look on the top of the screw off cap, there’s a tiny flower shaped wrench, built in”
Well, I never…
Geniuses are smart asses sometimes.
