My kingdom for a bottle opener.

I just made myself a lovely steak & spinach salad, and went to grab a Strongbow to go with it. And there’s not a bottle opener to be found.

I’m house-sitting for a friend for the next three months.

While I knew her kitchen was small, and I knew she’s a teetotaler, I didn’t think about the fact that this might mean she wouldn’t have a bottle opener until it was too late.

That’s okay. Water’s good too. Right?

Use a dollar bill

Huh. That dollar bill trick is something else. I’m intrigued, but unsure.

As for Q.E.D.'s link, I admit I looked at the nail clippers briefly, but never thought about the radiator.

Clearly, I have investigating to do!

They list, BTW, my preferred method:

I thought about that before posting, actually, but didn’t know the correct technique (never done it before).

My boyfriend, who just called, and I are debating what method I should use. He’s pushing me to do it with a dollar bill. Of course.

Does she have a can opener? Most of those have a little notch for opening bottles on the side.

Or you could just bring the Strongbow over here. I’d be happy to help you open it! :wink:

No, she doesn’t, WhyNot. That’s the first thing I looked for, as I assumed she wouldn’t have a dedicated bottle opener.

I’ll bring the other five tomorrow, though. :wink:

She doesn’t have a can opener? What is she, a witch? Who doesn’t have a can opener? :confused:

Well, good luck. See ya 'morrow.

When my hotel room was similarly under-equipped, I used a method similar to **Q.E.D.**s, only with the bathroom door hinges and my hiking boot. (This was after trying to shut the cap in the door jamb, which just chewed up the door. :o)

The fulcrum method using a Bic lighter has been used successfully over 13,552,004 times, with the vast majority occuring outside Grateful Dead concerts…

Once you have it down, you will never need a bottle opener again. (seriously)

Okay, at my boyfriend’s insistence, I tried the dollar bill method. I succeeded in tearing the bill.

It turns out she has rounded counter tops, so that’s out. I don’t have a lighter anywhere.

The situation, it turns dire.

Sweeet…we might have a full six pack tomorrow! :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, hey, wait! You have 5 other bottles. You can open one bottle with another bottle. And since you’re not drinking all 6 (and I have at least one bottle opener), you don’t have to worry about how to open the last bottle!

Well, the boyfriend tried with a dollar too. All he managed to do was stab himself in the hand with a bottle cap. Then he cheated and used a damn opener.

I tried finding my opener in my boxes (no luck), briefly tried a steak knife, then a butter knife. Eventually I tried a fork, and that did it. Finally.

My kingdom for a bottle opener. Seriously.

Sorry, WhyNot. Only five tomorrow.

Or I can stop for another sixer, if you’d like.

It’s quite easy to pry the cap off with a butter knife. Don’t use a sharp one, obviously.

Joe

A sharp rock man! Anything. If you have a bottle and cannot open it, you are seriously under-motivated. Our ancestors evolved and fought and died for millions of years, and you are sitting and looking at a bottle and wondering how to open it? Good Lord man!

If you have a car handy, you can use the part on the frame that the where the latch hooks on to.

You see, this is why I carry a Swiss Army Knife.

:smack: Where the DOOR LATCH hooks on to…

I’ve opened bottles with my teeth on occasions…and not screw top ones, either.