I just made myself a lovely steak & spinach salad, and went to grab a Strongbow to go with it. And there’s not a bottle opener to be found.
I’m house-sitting for a friend for the next three months.
While I knew her kitchen was small, and I knew she’s a teetotaler, I didn’t think about the fact that this might mean she wouldn’t have a bottle opener until it was too late.
When my hotel room was similarly under-equipped, I used a method similar to **Q.E.D.**s, only with the bathroom door hinges and my hiking boot. (This was after trying to shut the cap in the door jamb, which just chewed up the door. :o)
The fulcrum method using a Bic lighter has been used successfully over 13,552,004 times, with the vast majority occuring outside Grateful Dead concerts…
Once you have it down, you will never need a bottle opener again. (seriously)
Oh, hey, wait! You have 5 other bottles. You can open one bottle with another bottle. And since you’re not drinking all 6 (and I have at least one bottle opener), you don’t have to worry about how to open the last bottle!
Well, the boyfriend tried with a dollar too. All he managed to do was stab himself in the hand with a bottle cap. Then he cheated and used a damn opener.
I tried finding my opener in my boxes (no luck), briefly tried a steak knife, then a butter knife. Eventually I tried a fork, and that did it. Finally.
A sharp rock man! Anything. If you have a bottle and cannot open it, you are seriously under-motivated. Our ancestors evolved and fought and died for millions of years, and you are sitting and looking at a bottle and wondering how to open it? Good Lord man!