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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got a interesting birthday gift.

I won’t tell you which knucklehead decided this was a good idea of a gift for me. They are close to me, apparently not close enough.

I received a cute little tin. I thought maybe a scented candle. I opened it up to smell the probably sickening aroma.

Oh, nooooooooo. Not a candle. At. All.
It was 15 edible Delta 9 gummies.
Green, (appropriate) in color. Sugary looking. Smelled sorta pleasant.

Who in their right mind would do this to me? Do they not know my situation?

Where have I failed?

I’m type 1, brittle diabetic.

For crissakes! I can’t eat Candy !!!

Yeah. That’s just mean.

(Also got a hoodie from this person with graphics that say “Enjoy Life”…welp, can’t do that with that candy!)

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You need some RSO (Rick Simpson Oil). It’s a very thick goo that is super-concentrated THC. You put a rice-grain sized blob (no more) on a cracker and eat it. Bazonga, to the moon!

Gummies are old hat.

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Yum! Goo on a cracker.

You funny.

4

Sounds like a win to me! Smoking and vaping is harsh on the throat, and cannabis oil has an amazing resemblance to used motor oil. The point of something like RSO is that you only need a drop. :slight_smile:

I never heard of this stuff before. Yes, it’s highly concentrated at 62.5% to 70.5% THC. It’s available here in Canada where recreational cannabis has been legal for a number of years, but in looking at the online inventory of the official government cannabis store, I found something that makes your RSO seem like grandma’s little nightly shot of brandy.

It’s called Missionary Mango NSFW (indica dominant) that is 90 - 96% pure THC; Cheeky Cherry NSFW (sativa dominant) is also 90 - 96% THC. :wink: The latter are about 40% more expensive than RSO. All come in what appear to be carefully calibrated dispensers, which is good because I imagine that more than a few drops would send you so far over the moon you’d never come back. :crazy_face: