Tell me if this sounds familiar: you buy popular book Xyz, read, and really like it. Then you surf the Cafe Society, or TVTropes, and lo and behold, everyone is talking about it. That is, everyone is saying, “Gee, Xyz is really awful. I mean, the plot is ludicrous, the characters are 1-D, and the dialog is cornier than a field in Iowa. No one with any taste would enjoy this”. I’m talking about the type of books, from The DaVinci Code to Twilight, that have whole “Anti-Xyz” websites about them. Or the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
I’m going to be a brave girl, and admit that…
…that I…
…that I…
deep breath
“Hello, my name is Malleus, Incus, Stapes!, and I enjoyed the DaVinci Code”
I downright loved it, actually. Okay, maybe some of the trappings were a bit silly, but underneath the crazy conspiracy theories (and what thriller doesn’t involve crazy conspiracy theories?), it was a puzzle mystery. A lateral thinking puzzle. And I don’t care if you think I’m a cultural philistine.
Also, Eragon. Yes, I am aware of the book’s many flaws. I haven’t been able to properly enjoy the last book, because of all the snarky comments and reviews. But I still think the story is compelling (and is starting to slightly depart from “Star Wars”), and goshdarnit, it’s not that bad. And if you think it is, please keep it to yourself, thank you.
What books have you guys had to hide under the bed from the culture snobs?