MasterBait and Liquor, the proudest such establishment in Ellsmore, Kansas.
The Dr who did my Vastectomy was named Dr Cutzof
FML
Let’s not forget the midwest’s largest RV dealer, Tom Raper!
and of course, Big Bone Lick State Park, down in KY.
Oh, and Big Bone Lick State park is on (wait for it)…
Beaver Rd. (Down the street is a Beaver Lick Baptist Church)
-d
In Southfield, MI …
“Mercury Fish And Chips”
I still don’t believe it.
Also, somewhere in Texas …
“B.J. Services”
I have a picture somewhere.
Hanger Prosthetics always makes me think of the camp fire story of hook handed murderer.
There was a restaurant at the corner of Highway 10 and Bartley bull Parkway in Brampton, Ontario, across from the Shoppers World shopping centre. It was named “B. J. Bull’s”
As you arrive in the town of Flesherton, Ontario, you see a sign proudly describing Flesherton as “The Gateway to the Beaver Valley”. 
There was a Mexican eatery that opened in posh W.Hartford CT.
it was blocked from opening for a good bit until it changed it’s name.
it was GOING to be called C.O. Jones.
not quite in the spirit of the OP, but funny nonetheless…
-d
B.J. Services is a huge oilfield service company. They are indeed based in Houston but give B.J. service all over the world.
I don’t get it.
Pushed the letters together without the periods or the capitalization and you get
COJONES
which is a gutsy name for a Mexican restaurant. Or a ballsy one.
Testify.
You people are driving me NUTS!
I saw one on the way to work this morning: an old Chevy Suburban painted dark blue, with an amateurish sign on the side windows: “Dragin Towing”.
If my car is being towed, I do not want it dragging. Either that, or the owner can’t spell “dragon”.
Either way, I am not filled with confidence.