Bad day at the office

I telecommuted today, but the company president sent out an email. One of my coworkers cut short his Central America vacation and came home early because his mother died yesterday. Another coworker emailed that his cousin drowned in Hawaii yesterday, while on vacation.

You weren’t at the office, you filthy liar.

:rolleyes:

Stealth brag…

:stuck_out_tongue:

So how did you kill the one guy’s mother and drown the other’s cousin… all while sitting on your ass at home?

Let this be a lesson to you.

Supportive bunch.

You’re not parsing it right. He said it was a lousy day at his office. Not that he was in it. And who would want to be. Sounds miserable.

You caught me. Ha-HA! None of my relatives died! Result!