Bad (First) Date Stories: You Know You've Got 'Em

[Anaamika]

@tdn

Not much more to tell, really. When she walked in she saw me sitting at a table, drinking coffee, and reading the paper. She greeted me with a hug, started setting her stuff on the table, and saw the box of cookies. She spent the next five minutes laughing her ass off.

The rest of the date went great.

NO! Did she taste like girl scout cookies or not?

[tdn]

@Anaamika

NO! Did she taste like girl scout cookies or not?

No, just girl.

And metal. (She had to show me a piercing that she was proud of.)