Aggghhhh!!! Can anyone quickly loan me a spike to drive into my brain through my ear?
(Other comment: How could anyone possibly be upset about a dog depositing an infinitesimal amount of fecal matter in their yard?)
energy = the speed of light!
Is this what having a stroke feels like?
Fortunately I have the perfect remedy. Dr. Charlene Werner’s brain must be powerful energy indeed, she flits between every scientific discipline with such ease and grace. I submit that it should be harvested for the good of mankind. If cube it into small pieces and dilute it enough times, we should be able to eradicate disease entirely.
You’ll never get a job there now.
The Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast played some excerpts from this. The panel nearly died laughing. 