Bad times to twitch -- a top n list

In My Humble Opinion
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  1. Performing surgery
  2. Giving a haircut
  3. Receiving a haircut
  4. Staring down a mountain lion that is momentarily entranced into inactivity by your steely, unflinching mien, which has allowed you to back into your Land Rover and you are just leaning forward to slam the door shut …
  5. Tightrope walking
2
  1. Flossing
3
  1. Urinating.
4
  1. Closing documnets.
5
  1. Bomb disposal.
  2. Driving at high speed.
6

prank

7
  1. Shaving
8

Inserting a contact lens when you have long nails.

9

After your woman says, “Look me in the eyes and tell me you never slept with that woman.”

10

  1. Getting a tattoo.

  2. Giving a tattoo.

11

while clipping baby’s nails.

Those little nicks sure do bleed a LOT! :eek:

12
  1. Just before getting head.
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Just before you take the perfect shot to kill a friend while waiting in ambush. Knowing if you miss, you will give away your position and get shot first.

Paintball. I generally don’t shoot at my friends with real bullets.

14

While trimming your pubes.

15
  1. Performing a bris.
  2. Receiving a bris.