Some folks just don’t seem to have gotten the message, so we should have a definitive list.
I will start:
Bow ties, ALWAYS a bad idea. No one can wear a bow tie and be taken seriously. Unless you are wearing a Tux and you are Tony Bennett or James Bond. If you are wearing a bow tie, brown jacket and plaid dress shirt, we need to order you out of the gene pool.
Crocs, ALWAYS a bad idea. Good Lord, what were you thinking?? I know, they may be comfortable, bit they are HIDEOUS.
Neck Tattoos, ALWAYS a bad idea. This pretty much insures you will never have a real job outside of…being a rock star or a tattoo artist.
Belt below the buttocks, ALWAYS a bad idea. I know this is fashionable among the hip, slick and slow-witted but you look like an idiot. Unless we are changing in the gym at the same time, I should never know what kind or color of underwear you have on. If you we going commando, you would arrested on sight.
A co-worker of mine has just begun doing this, against all my advice not to.
She is now a landlady to her sister and her dumbass husband who got them kicked out of their old house because he stopped making mortgage payments on it after 10 years or so.