Bad. Worse. F---!

SA did an update today wherin it modified a popular game where you name something bad and then humorously name something worse.

This version however has three level: Bad, Worse, and FUCK!
Here’s examples from the update:

Bad - You have a one night stand with a girl and wake up the next morning and discover you’ve got a burning rash covering your penis.
Worse - The girl turns out to be your sister.
FUCK! - Who you picked up from an IRC room where she was posing as a 16 year old girl for an FBI sting operation.

Bad - Maverick, pull up! There’s a MiG on your six!
Worse - Maverick, pull out! Your mom’s home from the grocery store!
FUCK! - Maverick, pull straws! The man with the short one gets to massage Dr. Phil’s taint!

Bad - Your rent check just bounced.
Worse - Because you bought an entire shipping pallet of dildos.
FUCK! - That got delivered to your landlord’s apartment on accident.

Bad - The factory that employed almost half of your town just shut down.
Worse - By “shut down” I mean “burned down with everyone inside”.
FUCK! - By “factory” I mean “unshielded nuclear reactor”.

Bad - Your girlfriend breaks up with you for petty reasons and then immediately starts dating.
Worse - Your father.
FUCK! - Who insists you call her “mom”.

Bad - You lose all of your money in Las Vegas.
Worse - It was inside your wallet at the time.
FUCK! - You have a sinking suspicion you may have left it in that hotel room where you murdered the hooker.

Lets hear some of yours!

Bad - There was something strange in your soup.
Worse - It was a condom.
FUCK! - It was a used condom.

Bad-She’s Dead.
Worse-Her Body floated in on the East River in front of the coast guard station
FUCK!-She has your dog tags on.

Bad: You got dumped.
Worse: For a slutty bitch.
FUCK!: She’s your best friend.

bad: Your computer crashed.
worse: Into your window.
FUCK!: Your car window.

Bad: the new food you tried out tasted ok…but funny for some reason.

Worse: your fortune cookie tells you that wasn’t chicken.

FUCK: you see ambulance technicians roll out of the kitchen an unnaturally shaped body bag (whatever’s in it is in pieces)

Bad(ger): Badger Badger Badger
Worse: Mushroom Mushroom
FUCK: A SNAKE!
Heh, sorry, I just discovered that little gem of the internet…

That will never be topped, man! NEVER! This is the best offering this game will ever get, IMHO!

Bad: You’re kids were kidnapped and murdered.
Worse: They were molested too.
FUCK!: There’s blood on your hands, and you can’t remember where you were cause you were drinking.

Bad: You wake up in a dark padded box.
Worse: It seems you’re unable to move you’re muscles, or make any noticable sound.
FUCK!: The temperature rises to 800 C and you get a sudden (last) craving for burgers.
Bad: In an Acid trip you had the wild idea to cut of your penis.
Worse: You had an even wilder idea to cook and eat the penis.
Fuck: You don’t know how to cook and ruin the dish.

[sub] I think it’s time for my breakfast [/sub]