Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

[yojimbo]

@Ilsa_Lund

Now that is FUCKED. UP.. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://www.rathergood.com/ is all good and fucked up. I love Gay Bar

[HDS]

My son looooooooves the badger badger badger page. So much so that he tried to type it in to Yahoo. Unfortunately he typed “biger biger biger” and got about 1,000,000 pages on “how to make your penis bigger”. He came into the kitchen with the strangest expression on his face and we had another talk about letting Mama type in things that he wasn’t absolutely certain how to spell.

[DeadlyAccurate]

@JoeSki

There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

Now that was freakin’ hilarious! Thanks for the link.
But I gotta agree with TeaElle. Male cows?!

[Dragwyr]

@DeadlyAccurate

Now that was freakin’ hilarious! Thanks for the link.
But I gotta agree with TeaElle. Male cows?!

From the Website http://www.cowswithguns.com,
this page explains why “Cow Se Tung” was referred to as a HE.

To summarize, Penguin Publishing wanted to publish a kids book based on Dana Lyons’ song, “Cows with Guns”.

Penguin wanted to make a few changes. 'Cows are female, so the committee thinks that Cow Tse Tongue should be female. And we want this to be sold as a children’s book so we?d like you to change the lines ‘pissed in his eye’ and ‘cow well hung’.

Dana Lyon’s Response:

Tell the committee that Cow Tse Tongue’s gender is a secret to create confusion around who the real Cow Tse Tongue is: And for purposes of security we’ll have to keep Cow Tse Tongue male in the book. Also explain to them that ‘pissed in his eye’ is the four year olds? favorite line; and the line ‘cow well hung’ will give parents a chance to be creative when asked about its meaning. Besides, the song is on the top of the charts in Australia, and I’ll never be able to show my face over there if I wimp out on these lines.

And by the way, if Penguin has a problem with a word referring to urination being seen in a children’s book, have they considered the issue cows running around with automatic weapons?

Apparently they had not.

[yojimbo]

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

Not for the kiddies

[Seven]

@JoeSki

There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

That song is a nightmare.

I swear hell is a place where you’re stuck in a public restroom with this playing on the muzak and Garrison Keillor outside your stall asking every few minutes if you’re finished so he can wipe your ass for you.

[Chefguy]

Am I nuts or wasn’t this thread done about six months ago? Can’t find the link, but I know I’m not crazy…

[Cat_Whisperer]

Okay, I’ve had that stupid badger song running for 10 minutes now, and no pay-off (unless me getting damned tired of it is the pay-off). If there is indeed a pay-off, would someone like to volunteer how long you have to wait for it, and what it is?

[Ilsa_Lund]

@featherlou

Okay, I’ve had that stupid badger song running for 10 minutes now, and no pay-off (unless me getting damned tired of it is the pay-off). If there is indeed a pay-off, would someone like to volunteer how long you have to wait for it, and what it is?

Oh, the payoff is awesome. Just let it run for a little while longer.

[Shirley_Ujest]

There was a thread on this…one of rather enormous proportions a while back. I thought this was that, but it ain’t. Hope this helps.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Ilsa_Lund

Oh, the payoff is awesome. Just let it run for a little while longer.

Ah, I see. Thank you.

[AngelicGemma]

@Ilsa_Lund

Oh, the payoff is awesome.

Definatly. Life changing, even.

[manx]

@AngelicGemma

Definatly. Life changing, even.

Oh, hell yea! It’l make your day, your night and most of the week

Better than the badgerbadgerbadger song is the ‘we like the mooooon’ song, and even better than that is ‘patrick moore’

Mind you, neither of them have quite the ending of badgerbadgerbadger. Happy watching…

[Mariemarie]

@flodnak

One of the good things about the SDMB is that you’re never anal-retentive alone.

This would make an amusing sig line.

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

This is annoying as hell. Which explains why Aaron loves it.

[Algorithm]

badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[Dragwyr]

My apologies. I did a thorough search and thought this was a new topic.

I am once again humbled… OH MY! IT’S A SNAKE!

[cowgirl]

Man, I’m glad this computer doesn’t have sound.

In other news, is it possible to get an image of the cow reading the Che book? I’d love to hang it on my wall !

see … I like cows …