Now I have an image of a wee Draelin carooming around the dining room table belting out “LOUSY WITH VIRGINITY! WHEEEE!” before falling facefirst, SPLAT! into the matzoh balls.
Persoally, I’ll take the Plush Plagues Bag. From the site, it contains:
** A spooky eyed drop of blood
- A Frog for frogs—of course
- A Giant Lice for lice.
- Cow for cattle disease
- Black Locust for locusts
- A white satin lump of hail
- A black cube of darkness
- An icky boil on a piece of flesh!
- A snarling lion’s head for wild beasts
- and last of all a very sad head - for death of the first born.
The frog, lice, cow and locust wriggle and roll their eyes, quiver, buzz and move when you pull their string and are apx 4.5" long.*
C’mon, fundamentalist Christians … let’s see that plush head of John the Baptist or the Horseman of the Apocalypse squeaky dog toy.