Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?