Baker’s Dozen III

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets

And yes, I enjoy the comedy of Mr. Gaffigan.

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles

Breakfast is a meal…

-“BB”-

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles
  8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles
  8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos
  9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles
  8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos
  9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas
  10. Lean Cuisine

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles
  8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos
  9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas
  10. Lean Cuisine
  11. Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles
  8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos
  9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas
  10. Lean Cuisine
  11. Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl
  12. Banquet fried chicken

Frozen meals

  1. Totino’s Party Pizza
  2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
  3. Hot Pockets
  4. Swanson turkey TV dinner
  5. Marie Callender’s pot pie
  6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
  7. Eggo frozen waffles
  8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos
  9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas
  10. Lean Cuisine
  11. Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl
  12. Banquet fried chicken
  13. Tyson Mac and Cheese Entree

Next up:

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that let me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that let me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”

Actual quote from a potential juror who didn’t quite make the cut.

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
  8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
  8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
  9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
  8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
  9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”
  10. “I wish they’d turn up the heat in here. I wanna see Trump’s makeup melt.”