Frozen meals
- Totino’s Party Pizza
- Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
- Hot Pockets
And yes, I enjoy the comedy of Mr. Gaffigan.
Frozen meals
- Totino’s Party Pizza
- Stouffer’s stuffed peppers
- Hot Pockets
- Swanson turkey TV dinner
- Marie Callender’s pot pie
- Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
- Eggo frozen waffles
- El Monterey frozen steak burritos
- Night Hawk Taste of Texas
- Lean Cuisine
- Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl
- Banquet fried chicken
- Tyson Mac and Cheese Entree
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Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
Jegpeg
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Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
gkster
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Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?
Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that let me off jury duty?”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?”
- “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that let me off jury duty?”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent? ”
- “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
- “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
Actual quote from a potential juror who didn’t quite make the cut.
Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?”
- “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
- “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
- “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent? ”
- “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
- “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
- “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
- “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”
Spoons
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Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial
- “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
- “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
- “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
- “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
- “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent? ”
- “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
- “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
- “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
- “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”
- “I wish they’d turn up the heat in here. I wanna see Trump’s makeup melt.”