Baker’s Dozen III

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Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?”
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
  8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
  9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”
  10. “I wish they’d turn up the heat in here. I wanna see Trump’s makeup melt.”
  11. “Trump just posted an insult about the judge’s dog. His lawyers are gonna argue that the dog isn’t part of the judge’s ‘family.’”
4982

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent? ”
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
  8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
  9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”
  10. “I wish they’d turn up the heat in here. I wanna see Trump’s makeup melt.”
  11. “Trump just posted an insult about the judge’s dog. His lawyers are gonna argue that the dog isn’t part of the judge’s ‘family.’”
  12. “I needed money 'cause I had none / I fought the law, and the law won”
4983

Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial

  1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
  2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
  3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
  4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
  5. “Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent? ”
  6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge finally holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
  7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
  8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”
  9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.”
  10. “I wish they’d turn up the heat in here. I wanna see Trump’s makeup melt.”
  11. “Trump just posted an insult about the judge’s dog. His lawyers are gonna argue that the dog isn’t part of the judge’s ‘family.’”
  12. “I needed money 'cause I had none / I fought the law, and the law won”
  13. “Of course he didn’t rise for the jury. What did they ever do for him?”

Pass.

4984

May I please borrow this…?

4985

New topic:

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
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Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
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Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
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Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates

Back in the day, he and the team played up his (very slight) resemblance to Yosemite Sam. As a kid, I really got a kick out of that.

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Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies

Hate to say it but I had Charlie Hustle posters all over my bedroom walls. Met him twice.

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Oh yes. If anyone has a stray copy of the July 1976 National Geographic magazine there is a wonderful pic of Brett in there, full page even.

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Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants

Later lead the Diamondbacks to a World Series win.

4992

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees

I had an autographed baseball as a kid; lost it in a move.

4993

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees
  8. Craig Biggio - Houston Astros
4994

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees
  8. Craig Biggio - Houston Astros
  9. Max Scherzer - Washington Nationals
4995

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees
  8. Craig Biggio - Houston Astros
  9. Max Scherzer - Washington Nationals
  10. Omar Vizquel - Cleveland Indians

Talented ballplayer; winning personality.

4996

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees
  8. Craig Biggio - Houston Astros
  9. Max Scherzer - Washington Nationals
  10. Omar Vizquel - Cleveland Indians
  11. Jose Cardenal - Chicago Cubs
4997

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees
  8. Craig Biggio - Houston Astros
  9. Max Scherzer - Washington Nationals
  10. Omar Vizquel - Cleveland Indians
  11. Jose Cardenal - Chicago Cubs
  12. Ron Darling - NY Mets
4998

Your favorite player from your favorite Major League Baseball team

  1. George Brett - Kansas City Royals
  2. Yadier Molina - St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Bo Bichette - Toronto Blue Jays
  4. Phil Garner - Pittsburgh Pirates
  5. Pete Rose - Philadelphia Phillies
  6. Bob Brenly - San Francisco Giants
  7. Mickey Mantle - New York Yankees
  8. Craig Biggio - Houston Astros
  9. Max Scherzer - Washington Nationals
  10. Omar Vizquel - Cleveland Indians
  11. Jose Cardenal - Chicago Cubs
  12. Ron Darling - NY Mets
  13. Tony Gwynn - San Diego Padres

pass

4999

Your favorite player from your favorite National Basketball Association team

  1. Indiana Pacers - Rik Smits

The first player whose jersey I got.

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Your favorite player from your favorite National Basketball Association team

  1. Indiana Pacers - Rik Smits
  2. Philadelphia 76’ers - Julius “Dr. J.” Erving

Classy through and through