Baker’s Dozen III

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Are you my mother? I will be celebrating her birthday on Sept. 1.

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Best things about August

  1. New school supplies!
  2. Late sunsets
  3. Things cooling off a bit
  4. Family reunions
  5. State Fairs
  6. Lots of flowers
  7. Weddings
  8. The city is empty, so finding parking is easy
  9. My birthday! (Everyone should celebrate on the 28th)
  10. Almost my birthday! (Everyone should celebrate on Sept. 1)
  11. Young women walking about scantily clad
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Best things about August

  1. New school supplies!
  2. Late sunsets
  3. Things cooling off a bit
  4. Family reunions
  5. State Fairs
  6. Lots of flowers
  7. Weddings
  8. The city is empty, so finding parking is easy
  9. My birthday! (Everyone should celebrate on the 28th)
  10. Almost my birthday! (Everyone should celebrate on Sept. 1)
  11. Young women walking about scantily
  12. Halloween advertising starts in stores

OK, maybe not quite that early … but it sure seems like it.

-“BB”-

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Best things about August

  1. New school supplies!
  2. Late sunsets
  3. Things cooling off a bit
  4. Family reunions
  5. State Fairs
  6. Lots of flowers
  7. Weddings
  8. The city is empty, so finding parking is easy
  9. My birthday! (Everyone should celebrate on the 28th)
  10. Almost my birthday! (Everyone should celebrate on Sept. 1)
  11. Young women walking about scantily
  12. Halloween advertising starts in stores
  13. Vacation time

Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
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Not sure how one walks about scantily.

In play:

Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond

Wrong category - that’s among the Worst things about August :slight_smile:

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Depends on how you look at it… All that candy to choose from? Sounds like a plus to me!

in play —

Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond
  8. Honeydew melons

-“BB”-

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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond
  8. Honeydew melons
  9. Colorless ideas that sleep furiously
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond
  8. Honeydew melons
  9. Colorless ideas that sleep furiously
  10. Granny Smith apples
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond
  8. Honeydew melons
  9. Colorless ideas that sleep furiously
  10. Granny Smith apples
  11. Oxidizing copper
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Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lilly pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond
  8. Honeydew melons
  9. Colorless ideas that sleep furiously
  10. Granny Smith apples
  11. Oxidizing copper
  12. Traffic lights that mean “go”
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As far as I can tell… no. Pretty sure Spoons isn’t, either.

Things that are green

  1. US paper currency
  2. Kermit the Frog
  3. Lily pads
  4. Spinach salad
  5. Inexperienced workers
  6. Vulcan blood
  7. A still pond
  8. Honeydew melons
  9. Colorless ideas that sleep furiously
  10. Granny Smith apples
  11. Oxidizing copper
  12. Traffic lights that mean “go”
  13. Battle flag of the Vermont National Guard

Pass.

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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.