Baker’s Dozen III

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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
  8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.

-“BB”-

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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
  8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
  9. Your MOTHER!
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
  8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
  9. Your MOTHER!
  10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.

Pass.

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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
  8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
  9. Your MOTHER!
  10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
  11. Liar liar pants on fire!
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Ooops, forgot it was a Baker’s Dozen!

Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
  8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
  9. Your MOTHER!
  10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
  11. Liar liar pants on fire!
  12. If they told you to blow up a school bus, you’d burn your lips.
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Insults from the playground

  1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
  2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
  3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
  4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
  5. You’re a big doody face
  6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
  7. My dad could beat up your dad.
  8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
  9. Your MOTHER!
  10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
  11. Liar liar pants on fire!
  12. If they told you to blow up a school bus, you’d burn your lips.
  13. You!

Recently heard around Washington, D.C.

  1. “$50 says Jack Smith goes after Jim Jordan before he goes after Matt Gaetz.”
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…or maybe not.

Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
  6. Clarinet
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
  6. Clarinet
  7. Dulcimer
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
  6. Clarinet
  7. Dulcimer
  8. Harmonica
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
  6. Clarinet
  7. Dulcimer
  8. Harmonica
  9. Harmonium
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
  6. Clarinet
  7. Dulcimer
  8. Harmonica
  9. Harmonium
  10. Violin
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Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables

  1. Glockenspiel
  2. Tympani
  3. Saxophone
  4. Piano
  5. Theremin
  6. Clarinet
  7. Dulcimer
  8. Harmonica
  9. Harmonium
  10. Violin
  11. Tambourine