Baker’s Dozen III

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!
  8. Worf: I must protest! I am not a merry man!

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!
  8. Worf: I must protest! I am not a merry man!
  9. Quark and Garak discuss the qualities of root beer.

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!
  8. Worf: I must protest! I am not a merry man!
  9. Quark and Garak discuss the qualities of root beer.
  10. Some love for the Kelvinverse: The opening sequence of Star Trek (2009), in which George Kirk heroically sacrifices himself by ramming the otherwise-abandoned USS Kelvin into the Romulan ship to give his crew, including his wife and newborn James, time to escape. The music alone!

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by sending the self-destruct sequence.
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!
  8. Worf: I must protest! I am not a merry man!
  9. Quark and Garak discuss the qualities of root beer.
  10. Some love for the Kelvinverse: The opening sequence of Star Trek (2009), in which George Kirk heroically sacrifices himself by ramming the otherwise-abandoned USS Kelvin into the Romulan ship to give his crew, including his wife and newborn James, time to escape. The music alone!
  11. Kirk teaching the Iotians how to play fizzbin.

#3 corrected.

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by taking control of his ship remotely
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!
  8. Worf: I must protest! I am not a merry man!
  9. Quark and Garak discuss the qualities of root beer.
  10. Some love for the Kelvinverse: The opening sequence of Star Trek (2009), in which George Kirk heroically sacrifices himself by ramming the otherwise-abandoned USS Kelvin into the Romulan ship to give his crew, including his wife and newborn James, time to escape. The music alone!
  11. Kirk teaching the Iotians how to play fizzbin.
  12. Data asks Guinan for more of a drink he hates

Your favorite moments in the Star Trek franchise

  1. Picard is revealed to be assimilated. “From this time forward, you will service us.” Riker: “Mr. Worf: FIRE.” The music reaches a rounding, horrifying crescendo and we see the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” on the screen. TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds”
  2. Chekov and Uhura have a difficult time finding the nuclear wessels in Star Trek IV.
  3. Kirk tricks Khan by taking control of his ship remotely
  4. Garak, having a nervous breakdown, “confessing” the crime that supposedly exiled him from Cardassia-- letting some Bajoran children go instead of interrogating and executing them. “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was chilly and my stomach was growling, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!” DS9: “The Wire”
  5. Spock’s death in The Wrath of Khan. “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
  6. Spock’s heroic decision to sacrifice himself in The Wrath of Khan: “Logic clearly dictates the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
  7. Kirk using circular logic to defeat NOMAD.
    KIRK: I am the Kirk, the creator?
    NOMAD: You are the Creator.
    KIRK: You are wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors.
    NOMAD: Error. Error. Error. Examine.
    KIRK: You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!
  8. Worf: I must protest! I am not a merry man!
  9. Quark and Garak discuss the qualities of root beer.
  10. Some love for the Kelvinverse: The opening sequence of Star Trek (2009), in which George Kirk heroically sacrifices himself by ramming the otherwise-abandoned USS Kelvin into the Romulan ship to give his crew, including his wife and newborn James, time to escape. The music alone!
  11. Kirk teaching the Iotians how to play fizzbin.
  12. Data asks Guinan for more of a drink he hates
  13. The Enterprise is overrun with Tribbles, with Kirk up to his chest in them in the grain container

And I know that it’s not funny for the owners, but this article had me saying “wessels, wessels”: Millions of dollars worth of vessels burn in New Orleans (msn.com)

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Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Great Old Ones (HP Lovecraft)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)

Genetically-engineered giant intelligent spiders. Brrrrrrr.

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)
  6. The Luggage (Discworld)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)
  6. The Luggage (Discworld)
  7. Meeseeks (Rick and Morty)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)
  6. The Luggage (Discworld)
  7. Meeseeks (Rick and Morty)
  8. Flerken (Captain Marvel)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)
  6. The Luggage (Discworld)
  7. Meeseeks (Rick and Morty)
  8. Flerken (Captain Marvel)
  9. Pooka (Harvey)

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)
  6. The Luggage (Discworld)
  7. Meeseeks (Rick and Morty)
  8. Flerken (Captain Marvel)
  9. Pooka (Harvey)
  10. Mogwais (Gremlins)

-“BB”-

Imaginary creatures in legend, fiction and film

  1. Tribbles (Star Trek)
  2. Cthulhu (HP Lovecraft)
  3. Portia’s Race (Children of Time, Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  4. A wub (from the short story “Beyond Lies the Wub,” by Philip K. Dick)
  5. White Walkers (Game of Thrones)
  6. The Luggage (Discworld)
  7. Meeseeks (Rick and Morty)
  8. Flerken (Captain Marvel)
  9. Pooka (Harvey)
  10. Mogwais (Gremlins)
  11. The Id Monster (Forbidden Planet)