Baker’s Dozen III

Thread Games
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13 New Days of Christmas Gifts

  1. 13 Chuggers chugging
  2. 14 Stoners stoning
  3. 15 Fifers fifing
  4. 16 Sexters sexting
  5. 17 Dudes abiding
  6. 18 Barely Legals
  7. 19 Legal Agers
  8. 20 Golden McNuggets
  9. 21 Unwanted gifts a-returning
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13 New Days of Christmas Gifts

  1. 13 Chuggers chugging
  2. 14 Stoners stoning
  3. 15 Fifers fifing
  4. 16 Sexters sexting
  5. 17 Dudes abiding
  6. 18 Barely Legals
  7. 19 Legal Agers
  8. 20 Golden McNuggets
  9. 21 Unwanted gifts a-returning
  10. 22 Memes amusing
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13 New Days of Christmas Gifts

  1. 13 Chuggers chugging
  2. 14 Stoners stoning
  3. 15 Fifers fifing
  4. 16 Sexters sexting
  5. 17 Dudes abiding
  6. 18 Barely Legals
  7. 19 Legal Agers
  8. 20 Golden McNuggets
  9. 21 Unwanted gifts a-returning
  10. 22 Memes amusing
  11. 23 Christmas songs a-singing
464

13 New Days of Christmas Gifts

  1. 13 Chuggers chugging
  2. 14 Stoners stoning
  3. 15 Fifers fifing
  4. 16 Sexters sexting
  5. 17 Dudes abiding
  6. 18 Barely Legals
  7. 19 Legal Agers
  8. 20 Golden McNuggets
  9. 21 Unwanted gifts a-returning
  10. 22 Memes amusing
  11. 23 Christmas songs a-singing
  12. 24 Old folks reminiscing
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13 New Days of Christmas Gifts

  1. 13 Chuggers chugging
  2. 14 Stoners stoning
  3. 15 Fifers fifing
  4. 16 Sexters sexting
  5. 17 Dudes abiding
  6. 18 Barely Legals
  7. 19 Legal Agers
  8. 20 Golden McNuggets
  9. 21 Unwanted gifts a-returning
  10. 22 Memes amusing
  11. 23 Christmas songs a-singing
  12. 24 Old folks reminiscing
  13. And a Tik Toker in a pear tree.

Next: Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
466

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
467

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
468

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
469

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
470

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitching for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
471

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
472

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
  8. Kids sit on the Krampus’s lap at the Mall, not Santa’s.
473

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
  8. Kids sit on the Krampus’s lap at the Mall, not Santa’s.
  9. Clarice digitally removed from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and replaced with stop-motion model of Ivanka Trump
474

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
  8. Kids sit on the Krampus’s lap at the Mall, not Santa’s.
  9. Clarice digitally removed from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and replaced with stop-motion model of Ivanka Trump
  10. Hanging mistletoe replaced with paper wasps nests
475

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
  8. Kids sit on the Krampus’s lap at the Mall, not Santa’s.
  9. Clarice digitally removed from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and replaced with stop-motion model of Ivanka Trump
  10. Hanging mistletoe replaced with paper wasps nests
  11. Pointy poinsettias
476

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
  8. Kids sit on the Krampus’s lap at the Mall, not Santa’s.
  9. Clarice digitally removed from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and replaced with stop-motion model of Ivanka Trump
  10. Hanging mistletoe replaced with paper wasps nests
  11. Pointy poinsettias
  12. A Christmas Carol’s three ghosts: Curly, Larry and Moe.
477

Ruin a holiday treat or tradition

  1. Eggnog Malört
  2. Fondue Casu Martzu
  3. Perpetually Burning Christmas Tree
  4. Bagpipe and Banjo Instrumental Neighborhood Christmas Caroling
  5. How the Grinch Sold Out and Became a Cable TV Pitchbeing for NFTs
  6. An actual Little Drummer Boy at the Church Christmas Eve pageant.
  7. Christmas Eve service ends not at midnight but at 4am
  8. Kids sit on the Krampus’s lap at the Mall, not Santa’s.
  9. Clarice digitally removed from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and replaced with stop-motion model of Ivanka Trump
  10. Hanging mistletoe replaced with paper wasps nests
  11. Pointy poinsettias
  12. A Christmas Carol’s three ghosts: Curly, Larry and Moe.
  13. Pope declares two Christmases a month from now on.

Pass.

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Hung by the neck, I would hope.

Think about it. Mary has finally gotten the baby Jesus to sleep, then this kid comes up and decides that what she really needs right about now is a drum solo.

Carry on.

-“BB”-

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The post above about the drummer boy’s gift had me thinking of this

Gifts: fun or cool, but inconvenient

  1. A puppy
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Gifts: fun or cool, but inconvenient

  1. A puppy
  2. Drum set