Baker’s Dozen III

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry
  8. The Passover Penguin

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry
  8. The Passover Penguin
  9. The Christmas Eve Egret

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry
  8. The Passover Penguin
  9. The Christmas Eve Egret
  10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry
  8. The Passover Penguin
  9. The Christmas Eve Egret
  10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil
  11. The Labor Day Labrador Retriever

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry
  8. The Passover Penguin
  9. The Christmas Eve Egret
  10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil
  11. The Labor Day Labrador Retriever
  12. The Diwali Duck-Billed Platypus

Easter Bunny Knockoffs

  1. The Halloween Hamster
  2. The May Day Mudskipper
  3. The Arbor Day Aardvark
  4. The Flag Day Ferret
  5. The Columbus Day Cobra
  6. The Alamo Day Armadillo
  7. Hanukkah Harry
  8. The Passover Penguin
  9. The Christmas Eve Egret
  10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil
  11. The Labor Day Labrador Retriever
  12. The Diwali Duck-Billed Platypus
    13, The Waitangi Day Wombat

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Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans

As far as my taste buds are concerned, these are an invention of the devil

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth!)

-“BB”-

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible
  8. Brussels sprouts

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible
  8. Brussels sprouts
  9. The complete series of Hee Haw Honeys on DVD

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible
  8. Brussels sprouts
  9. The complete series of Hee Haw Honeys on DVD
  10. A decapitated horse’s head

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible
  8. Brussels sprouts
  9. The complete series of Hee Haw Honeys on DVD
  10. A decapitated horse’s head
  11. Anthrax Ripple chocolates

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible
  8. Brussels sprouts
  9. The complete series of Hee Haw Honeys on DVD
  10. A decapitated horse’s head
  11. Anthrax Ripple chocolates
  12. Black market marshmallow peeps

Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket

  1. Subpoena
  2. Rabbit droppings
  3. An IRS audit letter
  4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans
  5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year
  6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears (Thank you, Sally Forth! )
  7. A Trump Bible
  8. Brussels sprouts
  9. The complete series of Hee Haw Honeys on DVD
  10. A decapitated horse’s head
  11. Anthrax Ripple chocolates
  12. Black market marshmallow peeps
  13. Black licorice

New category:

April Fool’s Day jokes from years past

  1. Spaghetti tree