Baker’s Dozen III

Successors to Assassinated World Leaders (and who they succeeded)

  1. Alexander the Great (336 BC, his father Phillip II of Macedon)
  2. Augustus Caesar (27 BC, Julius Caesar)
  3. Lyndon B. Johnson, American President (1963, John F. Kennedy)
  4. Chester A. Arthur (1881, James A. Garfield)
  5. Olaf I of Denmark (1086, King Canute IV, patron saint of Denmark)
  6. Rajiv Gandhi (1984, his mother Indira Gandhi)
  7. Robert Jenkinson, 2nd Earl of Liverpool (1812, Spencer Perceval)
  8. Theodore Roosevelt (1901, William McKinley)
  9. Hosni Mubarak, President of Egypt (1981, Anwar Sadat)
  10. Claudius (41 CE, his nephew Caligula)
  11. Tsar Alexander III of Russia (1881, his father, Alexander II)
  12. Andrew Johnson, American President (1865, Abraham Lincoln)
  13. John I Tzimiskes, Byzantine Emperor (969, Nikephoros II Phokas)

Pass.

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen
  8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen
  8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg
  9. Pelt a TV horror host with them.

Speaking of chickens crossing the road… surely there’s a couple of people here who also remember this!

-“BB”-

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen
  8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg
  9. Pelt a TV horror host with them.
  10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em.

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen
  8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg
  9. Pelt a TV horror host with them.
  10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em.
  11. Cut off its head and see if it can live longer than Mike did.

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen
  8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg
  9. Pelt a TV horror host with them.
  10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em.
  11. Cut off its head and see if it can live longer than Mike did.
  12. I say…I say…make a joke, son!

Things You Can Do with Chicken

  1. Make it into a fajita
  2. Watch it cross the road
  3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana
  4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp
  5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti
  6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it
  7. Be acknowledged by Woody Allen
  8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg
  9. Pelt a TV horror host with them.
  10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em.
  11. Cut off its head and see if it can live longer than Mike did.
  12. I say…I say…make a joke, son!
  13. Play a game of tic-tac-toe.

Pass

Bad habits

  1. Biting your nails

Bad habits

  1. Biting your nails
  2. Picking your nose

Bad habits

  1. Biting your nails
  2. Picking your nose
  3. Too much Facebook

Your threshold for “too much” might be anything above zero, but that’s a different questions.

Bad habits

  1. Biting your nails
  2. Picking your nose
  3. Too much Facebook
  4. Littering

Bad habits

  1. Biting your nails
  2. Picking your nose
  3. Too much Facebook
  4. Littering
  5. Eating too many sweets