Baker’s Dozen III

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5761

Words of four or more letters containing only one consonant (Y counts as a consonant)

  1. aerie
  2. queue
  3. eerie
  4. audio
  5. ouabaio
  6. ooze
  7. adieu
  8. epee
  9. beau
  10. Oona
  11. oboe
  12. iiwi

a Hawaiian bird

5762

Words of four or more letters containing only one consonant (Y counts as a consonant)

  1. aerie
  2. queue
  3. eerie
  4. audio
  5. ouabaio
  6. ooze
  7. adieu
  8. epee
  9. beau
  10. Oona
  11. oboe
  12. iiwi
  13. urea
5763

(Picking up where we left)

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
5764

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
  8. imbroglio
5765

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
  8. imbroglio
  9. banjo
5766

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
  8. imbroglio
  9. banjo
  10. didgeridoo
5767

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
  8. imbroglio
  9. banjo
  10. didgeridoo
  11. Boo-boo
5768

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
  8. imbroglio
  9. banjo
  10. didgeridoo
  11. Boo-boo
  12. adagio
5769

Words of at least four letters, ending in O

  1. Oreo
  2. Cameo
  3. Othello
  4. ostinato
  5. Otranto
  6. placebo
  7. Amontillado
  8. imbroglio
  9. banjo
  10. didgeridoo
  11. Boo-boo
  12. adagio
  13. ballyhoo
5770

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
5771

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
5772

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
5773

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
5774

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
5775

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
  6. Hire her out as a governess and let her new employer deal with the problem.

-“BB”-

5776

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
  6. Hire her out as a governess and let her new employer deal with the problem.
  7. Take her to a mountaintop and have her spin until she loses all sense of direction.
5777

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
  6. Hire her out as a governess and let her new employer deal with the problem.
  7. Take her to a mountaintop and have her spin until she loses all sense of direction.
  8. The cement bath, a la Lips Manliss
5778

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
  6. Hire her out as a governess and let her new employer deal with the problem.
  7. Take her to a mountaintop and have her spin until she loses all sense of direction.
  8. The cement bath, a la Lips Manliss
  9. Let her sing and spin on a mountaintop, sure, but arrange for the helicopter overhead to come just a bit too low with its razor-sharp blades
5779

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
  6. Hire her out as a governess and let her new employer deal with the problem.
  7. Take her to a mountaintop and have her spin until she loses all sense of direction.
  8. The cement bath, a la Lips Manliss
  9. Let her sing and spin on a mountaintop, sure, but arrange for the helicopter overhead to come just a bit too low with its razor-sharp blades
  10. Outlaw raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles, warm woollen mittens, cream-colored ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells, sleigh bells, and schnitzel with noodles.

And that’s just the start.

5780

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  1. Frame her for embezzlement and have her sent to prison
  2. Marry her off to a wealthy landowner with several kids
  3. Write her a big fat check and classify it as a business expense
  4. Write a song about her Wall Street reporting then (presumably) roll over in your grave when she becomes a Fox News shill.
  5. Have David Pecker buy her story then bury it.
  6. Hire her out as a governess and let her new employer deal with the problem.
  7. Take her to a mountaintop and have her spin until she loses all sense of direction.
  8. The cement bath, a la Lips Manliss
  9. Let her sing and spin on a mountaintop, sure, but arrange for the helicopter overhead to come just a bit too low with its razor-sharp blades
  10. Outlaw raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles, warm woollen mittens, cream-colored ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells, sleigh bells, and schnitzel with noodles.
  11. Convince Ray A. Dropofgoldensun that she means to kill him, and he’d better not give her the chance