Baker’s Dozen III

[Cardigan]

Snack foods

1. Cheez-Its
2. Doritos
3. Takis
4. Pretzels
5. Salt and vinegar kettle chips
6. Chex Mix
7. Popcorn
8. Cracker Jack
9. Pringles
10. Chips and salsa
11. Roasted peanuts
12. Funyuns

[Bicycle_Bill]

Snack foods

1. Cheez-Its
2. Doritos
3. Takis
4. Pretzels
5. Salt and vinegar kettle chips
6. Chex Mix
7. Popcorn
8. Cracker Jack
9. Pringles
10. Chips and salsa
11. Roasted peanuts
12. Funyuns
13. Slim Jims

Was going to say “Screaming Yellow Zonkers”, but didn’t want to date myself that badly…
besides, it wasn’t much more than sugar-glazed colored popcorn anyway

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s

-“BB”-

[Cardigan]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .

[NDP]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness

[ekedolphin]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea

[knoodler]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop

[ekedolphin]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer

Reminds me of summers spent with Nee-Nee and Pop-Pop in Huntington, PA.

[SpoilerVirgin]

[quote=“ekedolphin, post:6948, topic:970093”]
Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed)

[gkster]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed)
9. Water

I feel less guilty about the sugar and empty calories that way

[ekedolphin]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed)
9. Water
10. Hot cocoa

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed)
9. Water
10. Hot cocoa
11. Sarsaparilla

[Spoons]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed)
9. Water
10. Hot cocoa
11. Sarsaparilla
12. Coke

[knoodler]

Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?

1. Cold bottle of Barq’s
2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia)
3. A shot of Malört .
4. A pint of Guinness
5. Sweet tea
6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop
7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed)
9. Water
10. Hot cocoa
11. Sarsaparilla
12. Coke
13. Yoo-hoo

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!

[Spoons]

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?

[Knowed_Out]

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.

[Bayaker]

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick.

[Skunkdog]

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.

I wonder why my kid doesn’t call me.

[Cardigan]

Dad joke punchlines

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. An impasta