Baker’s Dozen III

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Dad joke punchlines

  1. A newspaper
  2. [aggressively] Mooo!
  3. DiMaggio?
  4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
  5. A stick
  6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
  7. An impasta
  8. The ICU
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Dad joke punchlines

  1. A newspaper
  2. [aggressively] Mooo!
  3. DiMaggio?
  4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
  5. A stick
  6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
  7. An impasta
  8. The ICU
  9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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Dad joke punchlines

  1. A newspaper
  2. [aggressively] Mooo!
  3. DiMaggio?
  4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
  5. A stick
  6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
  7. I don’t know. Can you?

Always the response to a question like “Can I have some more ice cream?”

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Dad joke punchlines

  1. A newspaper
  2. [aggressively] Mooo!
  3. DiMaggio?
  4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
  5. A stick
  6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
  7. An impasta
  8. The ICU
  9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. I don’t know. Can you?
  11. Maybe it does, but how does that help my hunger?

(The “maybe the chicken strips for $5” joke.)

Also, housekeeping.

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Dad joke punchlines

  1. A newspaper
  2. [aggressively] Mooo!
  3. DiMaggio?
  4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
  5. A stick
  6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
  7. An impasta
  8. The ICU
  9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. I don’t know. Can you?
  11. Maybe it does, but how does that help my hunger?
  12. Two-thurty
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Dad joke punchlines

  1. A newspaper
  2. [aggressively] Mooo!
  3. DiMaggio?
  4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
  5. A stick
  6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
  7. An impasta
  8. The ICU
  9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. I don’t know. Can you?
  11. Maybe it does, but how does that help my hunger?
  12. Two-thurty
  13. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.

Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
  8. St. Jude
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
  8. St. Jude
  9. St. Honorius

Hey, I was a professional baker, he even has a cake named for him;

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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
  8. St. Jude
  9. St. Honorius
  10. St. Thomas More

Not popular with Henry VIII and Thomas Cromwell, and Hilary Mantel doesn’t like him either, but they’re in the minority.

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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
  8. St. Jude
  9. St. Honorius
  10. St. Thomas More
  11. St. Francis of Assisi
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
  8. St. Jude
  9. St. Honorius
  10. St. Thomas More
  11. St. Francis of Assisi
  12. St. Valentine
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Popular Saints

  1. St. Patrick
  2. St. Christopher
  3. St. Teresa
  4. St. Nicholas
  5. St. Joan of Arc
  6. St. Crispin
  7. St. Paul
  8. St. Jude
  9. St. Honorius
  10. St. Thomas More
  11. St. Francis of Assisi
  12. St. Valentine
  13. St. Mark

One of several patron saints of lawyers.

Pass.

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Favorite movie lines refering to death

  1. You couldn’t even kill him.
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Favorite movie lines refering to death

  1. You couldn’t even kill him.
  2. Hasta La Vista Baby

I first read this a “Favorite movies lines that have been referred to to death” and this fits both.