Baker’s Dozen III

[dirtball]

Cliches

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug

[ekedolphin]

Cliches

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug
11. You make a better door than a window.

[Knowed_Out]

Cliches

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug
11. You make a better door than a window.
12. That joke’s so old, the dinosaurs peed on it.

[ekedolphin]

Cliches

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug
11. You make a better door than a window.
12. That joke’s so old, the dinosaurs peed on it.
13. Never say never.

New category:

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.

[Railer13]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

[gkster]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

[Cardigan]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light

[dirtball]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

[Cardigan]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list

[Skunkdog]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.

[Gr8Kat]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.

[knoodler]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.

[Knowed_Out]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.

[Bicycle_Bill]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.
11. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks at the park throw bread to her.

-“BB”-

[Bayaker]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.
11. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks at the park throw bread to her.
12. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

“Yo Mama” jokes

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.
11. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks at the park throw bread to her.
12. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes.
13. Yo mama’s so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

Next up:

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.

[Railer13]

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.

[Bayaker]

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?

[knoodler]

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
4. I have a coupon!

[gkster]

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
4. I have a coupon!
5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.