Baker’s Dozen III

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.
  8. Hey, that chick over there is smokin’ hot!

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.
  8. Hey, that chick over there is smokin’ hot!
  9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate.

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.
  8. Hey, that chick over there is smokin’ hot!
  9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate.
  10. Wanna know where I was on January 6?

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.
  8. Hey, that chick over there is smokin’ hot!
  9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate.
  10. Wanna know where I was on January 6?
  11. You’re buying for both of us, right?

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.
  8. Hey, that chick over there is smokin’ hot!
  9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate.
  10. Wanna know where I was on January 6?
  11. You’re buying for both of us, right?
  12. Mother and I run a nice little motel.

Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date

  1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
  2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
  3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
  4. I have a coupon!
  5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.
  6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you.
  7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk.
  8. Hey, that chick over there is smokin’ hot!
  9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate.
  10. Wanna know where I was on January 6?
  11. You’re buying for both of us, right?
  12. Mother and I run a nice little motel
  13. I can help you make millions investing in cryptocurrency.

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Hopefully not on your next date!

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  2. Guide
  3. Lied
  4. Cried
  5. Aminoglutethimide
  6. Died
  7. Collide
  8. Elide
  9. Formaldehyde
  10. Ride

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  1. Fried
  2. Guide
  3. Lied
  4. Cried
  5. Aminoglutethimide
  6. Died
  7. Collide
  8. Elide
  9. Formaldehyde
  10. Ride
  11. Hollow-eyed