Baker’s Dozen III

Thread Games
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Non-Classical Instrumentals (YouTube link if possible)

  1. The Horse - Cliff Nobles
  2. Chariots of Fire • Main Theme • Vangelis - YouTube
  3. Orbitron Attack - Axiom Funk
  4. Classical Gas - Mason Williams
  5. Also Sprach Zarathustra - Eumir Deodata
  6. Telstar - Tornados
  7. Moonlight Serenade - Glenn Miller
  8. A Shot in the Dark – Henry Mancini
  9. Stranger on the Shore - Mr. Acker Bilk
  10. Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  11. Hang 'Em High - Booker T & the MGs
  12. River - Enya
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Non-Classical Instrumentals (YouTube link if possible)

  1. The Horse - Cliff Nobles
  2. Chariots of Fire • Main Theme • Vangelis - YouTube
  3. Orbitron Attack - Axiom Funk
  4. Classical Gas - Mason Williams
  5. Also Sprach Zarathustra - Eumir Deodata
  6. Telstar - Tornados
  7. Moonlight Serenade - Glenn Miller
  8. A Shot in the Dark – Henry Mancini
  9. Stranger on the Shore - Mr. Acker Bilk
  10. Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  11. Hang 'Em High - Booker T & the MGs
  12. River - Enya
  13. The Pink Panther - Henry Mancini

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
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Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
844

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
845

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)

-“BB”-

846

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
847

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
848

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
849

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
  8. Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain. (Macbeth Act 4 Sc 2)
850

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
  8. Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain. (Macbeth Act 4 Sc 2)
  9. Thine face is not worth sunburning. (Henry V, act 5, Sc 2)
851

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
  8. Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain. (Macbeth Act 4 Sc 2)
  9. Thine face is not worth sunburning. (Henry V, act 5, Sc 2)
  10. Come, come, you froward and unable worms! (The Taming of The Shrew, Act 5, Scene 2)
852

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
  8. Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain. (Macbeth Act 4 Sc 2)
  9. Thine face is not worth sunburning. (Henry V, act 5, Sc 2)
  10. Come, come, you froward and unable worms! (The Taming of The Shrew, Act 5, Scene 2)
  11. Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes with him. (King Lear Act 2 sc 2)
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Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
  8. Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain. (Macbeth Act 4 Sc 2)
  9. Thine face is not worth sunburning. (Henry V, act 5, Sc 2)
  10. Come, come, you froward and unable worms! (The Taming of The Shrew, Act 5, Scene 2)
  11. Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes with him. (King Lear Act 2 sc 2)
  12. Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood. (King Lear Act 2, Scene 4)
854

Shakespearean insults

  1. His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. (Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat. (Henry V Act 4, Scene 4)
  3. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I bite my thumb, sir. (Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 1
  4. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave! (Taming of the Shrew. Act 4, Scene 1)
  5. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! (Henry IV Part 2, Act Two, Scene One)
  6. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. (Timon of Athens, Act 4, Scene 3)
  7. …he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality… (All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6)
  8. Thou liest, thou shag-eared villain. (Macbeth Act 4 Sc 2)
  9. Thine face is not worth sunburning. (Henry V, act 5, Sc 2)
  10. Come, come, you froward and unable worms! (The Taming of The Shrew, Act 5, Scene 2)
  11. Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes with him. (King Lear Act 2 sc 2)
  12. Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood. (King Lear Act 2, Scene 4)
  13. The virtue of this jest will be, the incomprehensible lies that this same fat rogue will tell us when we meet at supper: how thirty, at least, he fought with; what wards, what blows, what extremities he endured; and in the reproof of this lies the jest. (Henry IV (Part 1) Act 1, Scene 1)
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Titles for Top Ten Lists of Current Events

  1. Top Ten Reasons Nikki Haley is Running for President

Titles only: please do not list all the reasons in your replies. (If you insist, then please list them below and [spoiler] them.)

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Titles for Top Ten Lists of Current Events

  1. Top Ten Reasons Nikki Haley is Running for President
  2. Top Ten Prospective Titles for George Santos’s Autobiography
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Titles for Top Ten Lists of Current Events

  1. Top Ten Reasons Nikki Haley is Running for President
  2. Top Ten Prospective Titles for George Santos’s Autobiography
  3. Top Ten Twitter Meltdowns after Elon Musk Takeover
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Titles for Top Ten Lists of Current Events

  1. Top Ten Reasons Nikki Haley is Running for President
  2. Top Ten Prospective Titles for George Santos’s Autobiography
  3. Top Ten Twitter Meltdowns after Elon Musk Takeover
  4. Top Ten Things the GOQP (Grand Old Q-anon Party) Is Blaming on Biden

-“BB”-

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Titles for Top Ten Lists of Current Events

  1. Top Ten Reasons Nikki Haley is Running for President
  2. Top Ten Prospective Titles for George Santos’s Autobiography
  3. Top Ten Twitter Meltdowns after Elon Musk Takeover
  4. Top Ten Things the GOQP (Grand Old Q-anon Party) Is Blaming on Biden
  5. Top Ten Relief Organizations Aiding Survivors of the Turkish Quakes
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Titles for Top Ten Lists of Current Events

  1. Top Ten Reasons Nikki Haley is Running for President
  2. Top Ten Prospective Titles for George Santos’s Autobiography
  3. Top Ten Twitter Meltdowns after Elon Musk Takeover
  4. Top Ten Things the GOQP (Grand Old Q-anon Party) Is Blaming on Biden
  5. Top Ten Relief Organizations Aiding Survivors of the Turkish Quakes
  6. Top Ten Reasons Putin is Losing in Ukraine