Bastardizing famous movie, TV, and book lines to Trek-isms

Inspired by Trek Doper carni and his fave lines thread.

I posted there:

“You had me a qa’plah.”

I also think of:

“We’ll always have Rigel 7.”

“With replicators as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.”

“If you could see, what I’ve seen, thru your VISOR.”

“Daddy, there’s a targ under my bed, can I have some water?”

“In the beginning, Q created the heavens and the earth.”

Never draw to an inside fizbin

Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the mugatu of war.

It’s hard to remember, when you’re up to your ass in tribbles, that your origfinal intention was to colonize the planet.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a tribble.

Play it again, Q

Frankly Spock, I don’t give a damn…

Phasers? We don’t need no steenkin phasers!

“Combadges? We don’t need no steekin’ combadges!”

Jean-Luc Picard: “I’m FRENCH! Why do you think I have this OUTRAGEOUS accent?”

Forget it Jake, it’s Romulantown.

Is that a dilithium crystal in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

If life gives you tribbles, make crushed tribble juice.

Of all the synthehol joints in all the galaxy, she had to transport into mine.

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six photon torpedos or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Constellation-class starship, the most powerful vessel in the universe, and would blow your planet clean away, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot…Spock


Oh wait…

“Oh what a Tholian web we weave when first we practice to decieve”

“Here’s beaming at you, kid.”

We’re going to need a bigger shuttlecraft.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.
It was the season of light, it wasthe season of darkness.
It was Captain Picard, it was Captain Archer.

*The Uhura. The Uhura. *

Ah, they’re 2920’s style phaser death rays.

I phasing your dog.

Rio by Data Data

Who’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Worf?

'Twas brillig, and the red shirts
Did gyre and gimble in the away team:
All mimsy were the series regulars,
Knowing they were safe.

“Beware the Technobabble, my son!
The plots that bite, the gimmicks that catch!
Beware the deus ex machina, and shun
The frumious ‘Beam me down!’”

Nova in the 2nd Planet of the Apes movie: “Data!”
I would enjoy seeing Data as Taylor in the first movie, too.

“Get your stinking hooves off of me, you damn, dirty Tellerites!”

“Wesley… phone home…!”

“That rug… really tied the bridge together.”

“Show me the gold-pressed latinum!”