Baker’s Dozen IV

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542

Things that sound better than they actually are

  1. Sex on the Beach
  2. Sex on a trampoline
  3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
  4. Chicken and waffles
  5. Owning a boat
  6. Being a celebrity
  7. Attending a pro sport event

Uncomfortable seats, outrageous prices for beer and snacks, and if it weren’t for the big-screen on the scoreboard you can’t really see anything.

-“BB”-

543

Things that sound better than they actually are

  1. Sex on the Beach
  2. Sex on a trampoline
  3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
  4. Chicken and waffles
  5. Owning a boat
  6. Being a celebrity
  7. Attending a pro sport event
  8. Caramel or candy apples

I love caramel, I love apples, but the ones for sale at fairs are so tough that they’re almost inedible

544

Things that sound better than they actually are

  1. Sex on the Beach
  2. Sex on a trampoline
  3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
  4. Chicken and waffles
  5. Owning a boat
  6. Being a celebrity
  7. Attending a pro sport event
  8. Caramel or candy apples
  9. Sleeping with the fishes
545

Things that sound better than they actually are

  1. Sex on the Beach
  2. Sex on a trampoline
  3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
  4. Chicken and waffles
  5. Owning a boat
  6. Being a celebrity
  7. Attending a pro sport event
  8. Caramel or candy apples
  9. Sleeping with the fishes
  10. Horseback riding