Overheard around the White House recently
“How can such a big germophobe refuse to wear a mask?”
“Where’s Tulsi?”
“I want a copy of John Bolton’s book. And somebody to explain the big words to me!”
“I’m preparing the President’s national security briefing. Who’s good at drawing?”
“Somebody doesn’t love me!”
“Get me more spray tan! I’m running out of spray tan!”
“Thank God we don’t have a statue of Robert E. Lee on the South Lawn already.”
“Which way to the bunker?”
“If you don’t take your vitamins, Mr. President, the big bad protestors will come back again.”
“I wonder if it’s too soon to start polishing my resume…”
“Hey, did anybody return that Bible to the public library?”
“Who is this Josiah Bartlet guy I keep hearing about?”
“There are so many dogwhistles going off around here, I think I’m turning into a cocker spaniel.”
Pass.
gkster
June 30, 2020, 6:38pm
2782
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
Inspired by this thread, on a video on how to pill a cat
Yesterday my cat had to see her vet, and the vet ended up making a video of how to pill a cat. And our cat Missy is the star! If I hadn’t seen how “tame” Missy was in the video, I’d never have believed it.
She’s 17 years old–18 in August–but she’s still our sweet little baby girl (unless you’re trying to get a pill down her throat! lol)
jtur88
July 1, 2020, 3:03am
2783
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchabe forum platform
Spoons
July 1, 2020, 5:43am
2784
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchabe forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn.
gkster
July 1, 2020, 6:15am
2785
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchabe forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn.
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
gkster
July 1, 2020, 7:00pm
2789
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
To unsubscribe from the inevitable spam list
Elendil’s Heir, LOL! I had a very nice mother-in-law myself, but I’ve seen too many unavoidable ones.
Spoons
July 1, 2020, 10:58pm
2790
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
To unsubscribe from the inevitable spam list
To watch the unwatchable dreck.
NDP
July 2, 2020, 4:47am
2791
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
To unsubscribe from the inevitable spam list
To watch the unwatchable dreck.
To eat the inedible meal.
gkster
July 2, 2020, 8:14am
2792
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
To unsubscribe from the inevitable spam list
To watch the unwatchable dreck.
To eat the inedible meal.
To drink the undrinkable beverage
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
To unsubscribe from the inevitable spam list
To watch the unwatchable dreck.
To eat the inedible meal.
To drink the undrinkable beverage
To hear the inaudible sigh
o dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go: your updated version
To pill the unpillable cat
To switch to the unswitchable forum platform
To tame the untameable lawn
To stream the unstreamable livestream
To write the unwriteable report
To post the unthinkable post
To avoid the unavoidable mother-in-law
To unsubscribe from the inevitable spam list
To watch the unwatchable dreck.
To eat the inedible meal.
To drink the undrinkable beverage
To hear the inaudible sigh
To fart the undetectable fart
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