Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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People who are very close to your age.

  1. Dennis Miller (I’m nine days older than he is.)
  2. Keanu Reeves (just a couple of days younger than me)
  3. Sofia Coppola (nine days younger than me)
  4. Keanu Reeves (a week younger than me)
  5. Sam Perkins, retired NBA center/forward (a day older than I)
  6. Stephen Fry (three days older than me)
  7. Michael J. Fox (one week older than I)
  8. Rich Little (same day)
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People who are very close to your age.

  1. Dennis Miller (I’m nine days older than he is.)
  2. Keanu Reeves (just a couple of days younger than me)
  3. Sofia Coppola (nine days younger than me)
  4. Keanu Reeves (a week younger than me)
  5. Sam Perkins, retired NBA center/forward (a day older than I)
  6. Stephen Fry (three days older than me)
  7. Michael J. Fox (one week older than I)
  8. Rich Little (same day)
  9. Aaron Sorkin (one week older than I)

“You can’t handle the truth!”

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People who are very close to your age.

  1. Dennis Miller (I’m nine days older than he is.)
  2. Keanu Reeves (just a couple of days younger than me)
  3. Sofia Coppola (nine days younger than me)
  4. Keanu Reeves (a week younger than me)
  5. Sam Perkins, retired NBA center/forward (a day older than I)
  6. Stephen Fry (three days older than me)
  7. Michael J. Fox (one week older than I)
  8. Rich Little (same day)
  9. Aaron Sorkin (one week older than I)
  10. Prince Andrew, Duke of York (a week younger)
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  1. Roger Clemens

I’m lost. Sorry. I don’t know how to do this yet.

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Leaffan, either copy and paste the most recent post, as you would if word processing, or just click Reply and then click on the little cartoon speech bubble in the upper-left corner of the box which then appears. Easy peasy!

And how much older, or younger, is Roger Clemens than you?

People who are very close to your age.

  1. Dennis Miller (I’m nine days older than he is.)
  2. Keanu Reeves (just a couple of days younger than me)
  3. Sofia Coppola (nine days younger than me)
  4. Keanu Reeves (a week younger than me)
  5. Sam Perkins, retired NBA center/forward (a day older than I)
  6. Stephen Fry (three days older than me)
  7. Michael J. Fox (one week older than I)
  8. Rich Little (same day)
  9. Aaron Sorkin (one week older than I)
  10. Prince Andrew, Duke of York (a week younger)
  11. Roger Clemens
  12. Melinda Gates (two weeks older than me)
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People who are very close to your age.

  1. Dennis Miller (I’m nine days older than he is.)
  2. Keanu Reeves (just a couple of days younger than me)
  3. Sofia Coppola (nine days younger than me)
  4. Keanu Reeves (a week younger than me)
  5. Sam Perkins, retired NBA center/forward (a day older than I)
  6. Stephen Fry (three days older than me)
  7. Michael J. Fox (one week older than I)
  8. Rich Little (same day)
  9. Aaron Sorkin (one week older than I)
  10. Prince Andrew, Duke of York (a week younger)
  11. Roger Clemens
  12. Melinda Gates (two weeks older than me)
  13. Dennis Rodman (a month older than I)

Next up —

This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
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PM me if you have any questions, Bullitt or anyone else. I think I’ve got it pretty well figured out.

This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Cant do colors.
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.

:wink:

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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.
  8. It’s not exactly like the old software that didn’t work, so we hate it with great passion.
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.
  8. It’s not exactly like the old software that didn’t work, so we hate it with great passion.
  9. Changing software didn’t change who’s President, dammit
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.
  8. It’s not exactly like the old software that didn’t work, so we hate it with great passion.
  9. Changing software didn’t change who’s President, dammit
  10. Cannot find out everybody who posted in a thread.
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.
  8. It’s not exactly like the old software that didn’t work, so we hate it with great passion.
  9. Changing software didn’t change who’s President, dammit
  10. Cannot find out everybody who posted in a thread.
  11. All these new emoji options are distracting
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.
  8. It’s not exactly like the old software that didn’t work, so we hate it with great passion.
  9. Changing software didn’t change who’s President, dammit
  10. Cannot find out everybody who posted in a thread.
  11. All these new emoji options are distracting
  12. How do I see my subscribed threads? I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
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This new SDMB software, how do I hate thee? Oh let me count (and rant!) the ways…

  1. I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  2. Searches still leading to 502 errors
  3. Can’t do a simple cut and paste, forces a quote instead
  4. Can’t just type “nm”, it has to be five letters.
  5. Can’t do colors.
  6. Can’t do more than just two sizes of letters
  7. It’s new and different therefore we should fear it.
  8. It’s not exactly like the old software that didn’t work, so we hate it with great passion.
  9. Changing software didn’t change who’s President, dammit
  10. Cannot find out everybody who posted in a thread.
  11. All these new emoji options are distracting
  12. How do I see my subscribed threads? I can’t figure this mother-fucking shit!
  13. Too much kindergarten shit, like badges and suggested topics.

Pass

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Things to do with an empty bleach bottle

  1. Make a bleach bottle pig.
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Things to do with an empty bleach bottle

  1. Make a bleach bottle pig.
  2. Cut top half off and use bottom as popcorn bowl