Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails

  1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines
  2. October surprise is the cancellation of November.
  3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID.
  4. Kanye West shoots Biden.
  5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien
  6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote.
  7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus.
  8. Kim Kardashian replaces Pence as Republican candidate for VP
  9. Felons get the vote, support Trump
  10. Kamala sleeps with Willie. Again.
  11. The Most Interesting Man in the World enters the race.
  12. Trump nukes Biden’s and Harris’s homes.

Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails

  1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines
  2. October surprise is the cancellation of November.
  3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID.
  4. Kanye West shoots Biden.
  5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien
  6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote.
  7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus.
  8. Kim Kardashian replaces Pence as Republican candidate for VP
  9. Felons get the vote, support Trump
  10. Kamala sleeps with Willie. Again.
  11. The Most Interesting Man in the World enters the race.
  12. Trump nukes Biden’s and Harris’s homes.
  13. Trump ends every speech between now and Nov. 3 by saying, “Ignore everything I just said; they’re all lies anyway.”

Pass.

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson

Not exactly, as the parties have evolved, but he’s usually claimed by the Dems.

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison
  8. Grover Cleveland (nonconsecutively)

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison
  8. Grover Cleveland (nonconsecutively)
  9. Harry S Truman

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison
  8. Grover Cleveland (nonconsecutively)
  9. Harry S Truman
  10. Bill Clinton

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison
  8. Grover Cleveland (nonconsecutively)
  9. Harry S Truman
  10. Bill Clinton
  11. Woodrow Wilson

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison
  8. Grover Cleveland (nonconsecutively)
  9. Harry S Truman
  10. Bill Clinton
  11. Woodrow Wilson
  12. James Buchanan

Our worst Democratic President.

You’ll get no argument from me.

Democratic Presidents

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Thomas Jefferson
  7. James Madison
  8. Grover Cleveland (nonconsecutively)
  9. Harry S Truman
  10. Bill Clinton
  11. Woodrow Wilson
  12. James Buchanan
  13. Andrew Jackson

Next up:

Presidential election losers who just might’ve been better than the guy who beat 'em (and the year)

  1. John Adams (1800)

Presidential election losers who just might’ve been better than the guy who beat 'em (and the year)

  1. John Adams (1800)
  2. Hillary Clinton (2016)

Presidential election losers who just might’ve been better than the guy who beat 'em (and the year)

  1. John Adams (1800)
  2. Hillary Clinton (2016)
  3. Al Gore (2000)

Presidential election losers who just might’ve been better than the guy who beat 'em (and the year)

  1. John Adams (1800)
  2. Hillary Clinton (2016)
  3. Al Gore (2000)
  4. Thomas Jefferson (1796)

Presidential election losers who just might’ve been better than the guy who beat 'em (and the year)

  1. John Adams (1800)
  2. Hillary Clinton (2016)
  3. Al Gore (2000)
  4. Thomas Jefferson (1796)
  5. John C. Fremont (1856)

Presidential election losers who just might’ve been better than the guy who beat 'em (and the year)

  1. John Adams (1800)
  2. Hillary Clinton (2016)
  3. Al Gore (2000)
  4. Thomas Jefferson (1796)
  5. John C. Fremont (1856)
  6. Adlai Stevenson (1952, 1956)