Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Little_Nemo · February 6, 2020, 3:42pm

Rush Limbaughisms

Feminazis
Obama regime
Drug offenders should be locked up… unless they’re me
The Ninth Circus Court of Appeals
Even when I think I’m wrong I’m right. I am all-knowing.
The Swamp
Club Gitmo
Sore Loserman 2000
Michael J. Fox faked his Parkinson’s symptoms
Drive-by Media
Screwls
Said being a member of the armed forces is like being on welfare

Go ahead, conservatives, defend this man.

Intergalactic_Gladiator · February 6, 2020, 4:25pm

The Duffelblog is a satire site much like The Onion so I am not sure that Rush actually said that. The only other Google result I got was another site referencing this one.

Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 6, 2020, 4:26pm

Rush Limbaughisms

Feminazis
Obama regime
Drug offenders should be locked up… unless they’re me
The Ninth Circus Court of Appeals
Even when I think I’m wrong I’m right. I am all-knowing.
The Swamp
Club Gitmo
Sore Loserman 2000
Michael J. Fox faked his Parkinson’s symptoms
Drive-by Media
Screwls
Said being a member of the armed forces is like being on welfare
Caller abortion
Quotes from Barack Obama
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

SpoilerVirgin · February 6, 2020, 5:09pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.

panache45 · February 6, 2020, 5:35pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.

Intergalactic_Gladiator · February 6, 2020, 5:42pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.

gkster · February 6, 2020, 6:24pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.

Little_Nemo · February 6, 2020, 6:43pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.

gkster · February 6, 2020, 8:51pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.

Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 6, 2020, 8:57pm

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.

panache45 · February 7, 2020, 1:15am

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.

jtur88 · February 7, 2020, 2:09am

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
Some folks . …

Bayaker · February 7, 2020, 3:19am

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
Some folks . …
No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan.

Bullitt · February 7, 2020, 4:07am

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
Some folks . …
No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan.
“I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.”

ekedolphin · February 7, 2020, 4:34am

Quotes from Barack Obama

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.
You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on.
I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat.
Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.
Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity.
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
Some folks . …
No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan.
“I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.”
“Let me be clear…”

Pass.

Bullitt · February 7, 2020, 7:31am