Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Types of water vehicles

  1. kayak
  2. boat
  3. catamaran
  4. sloop
  5. tunnel hull
  6. umiak
  7. speed boat
  8. Pedal boat
  9. yacht
  10. Hovercraft
  11. submarine

Types of water vehicles

  1. kayak
  2. boat
  3. catamaran
  4. sloop
  5. tunnel hull
  6. umiak
  7. speed boat
  8. Pedal boat
  9. yacht
  10. Hovercraft
  11. submarine
  12. schooner

Types of water vehicles

  1. kayak
  2. boat
  3. catamaran
  4. sloop
  5. tunnel hull
  6. umiak
  7. speed boat
  8. Pedal boat
  9. yacht
  10. Hovercraft
  11. submarine
  12. schooner
  13. Essex-class aircraft carrier

Next up:

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”
  8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”
  8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.”
  9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”
  8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.”
  9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!”
  10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”
  8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.”
  9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!”
  10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…”
  11. “As I’ve already said, fuck Christmas. I suggested to Donald if I have to, I want to do all black, but he said his supporters would be very upset.”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”
  8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.”
  9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!”
  10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…”
  11. “As I’ve already said, fuck Christmas. I suggested to Donald if I have to, I want to do all black, but he said his supporters would be very upset.”
  12. “He even didn’t get out of bed until after 11 this morning, but that might actually be better for the country, y’know?”

Overheard in the White House this week

  1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.”
  2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.”
  3. ”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”
  4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.”
  5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…”
  6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?”
  7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.”
  8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.”
  9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!”
  10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…”
  11. “As I’ve already said, fuck Christmas. I suggested to Donald if I have to, I want to do all black, but he said his supporters would be very upset.”
  12. “He even didn’t get out of bed until after 11 this morning, but that might actually be better for the country, y’know?”
  13. “Call me a rat leaving a sinking ship, but I’m out of here!”

Next, inspired by yesterday’s google doodle

Dancers, any genre

  1. Maria Tallchief

Dancers, any genre

  1. Maria Tallchief
  2. Fred Astaire

Dancers, any genre

  1. Maria Tallchief
  2. Fred Astaire
  3. Savion Glover

Dancers, any genre

  1. Maria Tallchief
  2. Fred Astaire
  3. Savion Glover
  4. Mikhail Baryshnikov

Dancers, any genre

  1. Maria Tallchief
  2. Fred Astaire
  3. Savion Glover
  4. Mikhail Baryshnikov
  5. Cyd Charisse

Dancers, any genre

  1. Maria Tallchief
  2. Fred Astaire
  3. Savion Glover
  4. Mikhail Baryshnikov
  5. Cyd Charisse
  6. Ben Vereen